Things I Hate - A Comedic Rantesse

[Energy58]

I have that joy to come. The outboard is for the tender. The boat proper has a Betamarine 30 diesel for me to play with. Fortunately the access is better than on a lot of yachts where the only way in is through the deck.

They have a pretty good reputation - not too complex or electronic and not a repurposed car engine

[Divemouse]

When you're alone in the house and are awakened at 3am by the alarm on the phone because there's a vehicle on the driveway and you know you shut the gates. Then it turns out the phone has the same problems with 'small or far away' as Dougal and it's just a very large feral cat walking by with its big headlamp eyes.

[Divemouse]

Also Quaker oats 'heavenly chocolate orange porridge', it is none of these things.

[Noggin the Nog]

Also Quaker oats 'heavenly chocolate orange porridge', it is none of these things.

Only way go make porridge is with proper oats. Preferably soaked overnight but just a bit before cooking is OK. Great made with oat milk (our latest thing for coffee, pancakes, and more)

[Divemouse]

I imagined it would be something like Ready Brek, it was more like tasteless soup with bogies in.

[notdeadyet]

Also Quaker oats 'heavenly chocolate orange porridge', it is none of these things.

I really don't want to think about what kind of monstrosity chocolate porridge looks like.

[John63]

I really don't want to think about what kind of monstrosity chocolate porridge looks like.

Like something that came out of the back end of a baby?

[Divemouse]

Like something that came out of the back end of a baby?

Everybody knows that's what the Fairy liquid shaped bottles of violently beige paint at primary school were.

[jamesp]

I really don't want to think about what kind of monstrosity chocolate porridge looks like.

I thought you had a Daughter?
Porridge, stir in spoonful of Nutella.

Was a massive treat up until about age 8 with mine.

[Energy58]

Everybody knows that's what the Fairy liquid shaped bottles of violently beige paint at primary school were.

Is that the same puppy poo colour that BL painted awful cars in the 70s?