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    Established TDF Member steelemonkey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Spring hormones finally got the better of our last pair of pekin bantam brothers today and they locked in grim, silent battle that wasn't deflected by a 2 gallon bucket of water. By the time I'd run for the welding gauntlets, Darkwing was a crumpled heap of blood and feathers on the grass and Caramel had lost interest in him. I ran in and scooped his limp corpse up, only to have him regain consciousness and start trying to noisily shag my arm, attracting Caramel once again. Ingrate.
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Spring hormones finally got the better of our last pair of pekin bantam brothers today and they locked in grim, silent battle that wasn't deflected by a 2 gallon bucket of water. By the time I'd run for the welding gauntlets, Darkwing was a crumpled heap of blood and feathers on the grass and Caramel had lost interest in him. I ran in and scooped his limp corpse up, only to have him regain consciousness and start trying to noisily shag my arm, attracting Caramel once again. Ingrate.
    Very like humans really!
    Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
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    Can we have a thread devoted to Dawn's hens please?
    For information to help you plan your dive trip in the UK and Eire try www.planyourdivetrip.co.uk

    Public transport planning info at www.traveline.info

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    Established TDF Member Chrisch's Avatar
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    Things I hate? Bloody couriers. I have three booked today to cover different places to go and shipping rates. The DPD bloke just pulled up next door he is second DPD van to them this morning (there is a red national one and he is the blue "local" one) Plus we had a DPD delivery another van - contractor unsignwritten.

    Green? Don't make me laugh.
    We give 350m a week to the EU. Let's give it to Dido Harding instead.

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    When your other half pulls your sock off halfway through a very serious Zoom meeting with people who want to give you money and help you do new and interesting work, and hits you in the face with it.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    When your other half pulls your sock off halfway through a very serious Zoom meeting with people who want to give you money and help you do new and interesting work, and hits you in the face with it.
    Talk about making an impression - albeit not the one you probably wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilwood View Post
    Talk about making an impression - albeit not the one you probably wanted.
    Shari Lewis?
    We give 350m a week to the EU. Let's give it to Dido Harding instead.

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    You're lucky. mine walks behind me in shot, slams a cup of tea on the desk and shouts "I made this ten minutes ago, didn't you want it"

    {er, no dear I can't get up and collect the Tea mid meeting - but thank you}

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1st Ade View Post
    You're lucky. mine walks behind me in shot, slams a cup of tea on the desk and shouts "I made this ten minutes ago, didn't you want it"

    {er, no dear I can't get up and collect the Tea mid meeting - but thank you}
    I like that you have such a polite and measured response.


 

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