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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Digger View Post
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    Sudden thought . Does Google promote the Chinese New Year?
    Yes. The Google home page generally has a feature to mark the New Year.
    We give 350m a week to the EU. Let's give it to Dido Harding instead.

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    Had to rush a cat to the emergency vet this morning - a pH imbalance had caused big spiky crystals to grow in his wee, which had collected in his penis like cactus spines, causing a blockage which would have burst his bladder. He's currently having it rinsed out under a light sedative. If that doesn't work, they'll have to cut his penis off. Anyone wincing yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Had to rush a cat to the emergency vet this morning - a pH imbalance had caused big spiky crystals to grow in his wee, which had collected in his penis like cactus spines, causing a blockage which would have burst his bladder. He's currently having it rinsed out under a light sedative. If that doesn't work, they'll have to cut his penis off. Anyone wincing yet?
    Ohhhhhh blimey. Poor beggar. Must be in immense pain. I haven't got that particular appendage but I'm still wincing.....

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    He was still trying hard to be as lovely as possible to everyone, he's wasted as a cat!
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Had to rush a cat to the emergency vet this morning - a pH imbalance had caused big spiky crystals to grow in his wee, which had collected in his penis like cactus spines, causing a blockage which would have burst his bladder. He's currently having it rinsed out under a light sedative. If that doesn't work, they'll have to cut his penis off. Anyone wincing yet?
    My old three legged monster had this problem.
    Vet commented that trying to get hold of him to put a catheter in was not easy, as the missing leg meant there was less to hang on to.
    Then he bit the vet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesp View Post
    My old three legged monster had this problem.
    Vet commented that trying to get hold of him to put a catheter in was not easy, as the missing leg meant there was less to hang on to.
    Then he bit the vet.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZzGxReXmo
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    When did that come out? I can remember not being able to work out what most of the words were!

    Cat home from vet, me 550 worse off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    When did that come out? I can remember not being able to work out what most of the words were!

    Cat home from vet, me 550 worse off.
    Years ago, probably before you were born.
    Paul.
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    It's waaaay too late for flattery
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    After exactly 3 hours of cheery relaxation yesterday, Harry became blocked again and so is back at the vet. Today's idea is forcing a catheter up his crystal lined winkle to open up a wee channel while the crystals are dissolved by an acid diet. He has to keep the catheter in for 3 days (with a cone of shame) during which he will widdle wherever he goes like a giant mouse.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life


 

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