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    Things I Hate - A Comedic Rantesse

    Quote Originally Posted by nigel hewitt View Post
    My wife hated the motorcycle racing but never stopped me until she called in "When you really really want me to stop I will" promise.
    Admittedly at that point I had been away from this world for over 24 hours and it had all looked pretty bleak for the first few hours.
    Conversely she always encouraged me to go diving and take my son.
    Diving was safe, cheap father-son fun.
    Unfortunately, the 17 year old lad I referred to, who crashed at Donnington has now had both his legs amputated.

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    Diving is head-space time. With it, I'm a MUCH nicer person. Mrs Me recognises this and mostly lets me go and play.
    DISCLAIMER: If you don't understand this shit, ask a grown up, preferably someone with deep pockets, who your widow/kids can sue. Don't trust people on the internet with your life, your credit card details or your naked selfies! This advice may contain, or indeed be written by someone who is (clinically), nuts.

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    interesting discussion with her indoors last night.

    I asked if i could go diving - no was the answer. then I looked at calendar and reminded her she was doing stuff in NWales that weekend with the kids so what was i supposed to do , sit at home on my own drinking beer. ( another pet hate of hers now)
    i decided that i would be doing three weekends on the trot and fark it . whats the worst thats gonna happen
    Those who think they got away with things had better watch their backs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drysuitdiver View Post
    interesting discussion with her indoors last night.

    I asked if i could go diving - no was the answer. then I looked at calendar and reminded her she was doing stuff in NWales that weekend with the kids so what was i supposed to do , sit at home on my own drinking beer. ( another pet hate of hers now)
    i decided that i would be doing three weekends on the trot and fark it . whats the worst thats gonna happen
    You suddenly have a LOT more time (and a LOT less money) to go diving...?
    DISCLAIMER: If you don't understand this shit, ask a grown up, preferably someone with deep pockets, who your widow/kids can sue. Don't trust people on the internet with your life, your credit card details or your naked selfies! This advice may contain, or indeed be written by someone who is (clinically), nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turnerjd View Post
    Non-diving wives that grump when I want to go diving one Saturday (or Sunday) per month.
    No-diving wives that grump when I don't go diving every Saturday (and Sunday.)
    There are four varieties in society: the lovers, the ambitious, observers and fools. The fools are the happiest.
    Hippolyte Taine French critic and historian (1828-93)

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    Is it the right time for me to gloat about being single?
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    I must be lucky. SWMBO has never complained about me diving. I have taken her away a few times on trips just so she can see the scenery while we are out on the boats so I get brownie points for that too
    Rememeber anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!

    Illegitimi non carborundum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian_6301 View Post
    You suddenly have a LOT more time (and a LOT less money) to go diving...?
    I have nothing anyway.

    I just keep thinking only 9 more years ...


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    Those who think they got away with things had better watch their backs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drysuitdiver View Post
    I have nothing anyway.

    I just keep thinking only 9 more years ...


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    Hope your OH doesn't read this forum as you could be in deep doo doo..........
    I failed to dive in Antartica

    I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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    Mini-me has just announced that she is coming to not-dive with me tomorrow rather than stay at home with Mrs-me.

    The pair of us are getting the mega-silent grump treatment.


    @steelmonkey - don't gloat!


 

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