Those who think they got away with things had better watch their backs.
Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
What is the statute of limitations on embarrassing moments?
I have realised that the thing that I said that still makes me cringe the most is now over 50 years ago.
The other party probably forgot about it decades ago.
Probably within weeks...
I ought to be off the hook by now.
It's just not fair.
Helium, because I'm worth it.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounded like a radical holiday opportunity until I looked it up.