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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    this is probably my lowest moment.
    I find that hard to believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    I fell down in the surf today and couldn't get up, so opted for wrapping my arms round my camera and fins and wriggling up the beach like an inefficient maggot. Eventually, two anglers had to take things away from me as I was drinking a lot of the sea. Rescued by laughing fishermen - this is probably my lowest moment.
    That sounds fairly traumatic to be fair, I think you should go and have a stiff drink to recover!
    The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    I fell down in the surf today and couldn't get up, so opted for wrapping my arms round my camera and fins and wriggling up the beach like an inefficient maggot. Eventually, two anglers had to take things away from me as I was drinking a lot of the sea. Rescued by laughing fishermen - this is probably my lowest moment.
    Please please please tell me someone got that on video

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    I still don't have a member
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    Quote Originally Posted by John63 View Post
    Please please please tell me someone got that on video
    You bitch/barsteward.........
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    I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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    Prior Member Tim Digger's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    I fell down in the surf today and couldn't get up, so opted for wrapping my arms round my camera and fins and wriggling up the beach like an inefficient maggot. Eventually, two anglers had to take things away from me as I was drinking a lot of the sea. Rescued by laughing fishermen - this is probably my lowest moment.
    Glad to see you have your priorities right. Look after the camera. Why was your reg not still in your mouth?
    Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
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    Why was your reg not still in your mouth?
    It was, but it was rough enough to be forcing round it. Still finding pebbles and gravel in bits of kit, the drysuit pockets were full!
    hormone addled, protective, psychotic, hate filled killer

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    Ah! Lucky the fishermen were there then. First good use for a fisherman I 've heard of.
    Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
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    They're good for entertainment in the Forest of Dean, especially the twats who try to tell you can't cycle on the shared use path while they are busy unloading all the shite they need to waste a day from the boot of their car...
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    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    The divebus has died on the A12. Not with me in it, but at some point I'm going to have to drive to Ipswich to collect an angry man and all his possessions. On the bright side, the car is very much warmer than my office.
    hormone addled, protective, psychotic, hate filled killer

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    The dive bus has eaten its own engine - my December respite trip to Scotland is cancelled.
    hormone addled, protective, psychotic, hate filled killer


 

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