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    "Don't get caught out! Prepare for Xmas now!"

    Eff off! If we can't get the normal xmas fayre, we'll have something else. We won't starve, ffs!
    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggin the Nog View Post
    "Don't get caught out! Prepare for Xmas now!"

    Eff off! If we can't get the normal xmas fayre, we'll have something else. We won't starve, ffs!
    Xmas stuff in September just winds me up the wrong way. There should be a ban on Xmas displays until Dec 1st. I am struggling to think of something cruel and painful enough for people who break that rule!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilwood View Post
    xmas stuff in september just winds me up the wrong way. There should be a ban on xmas displays until dec 21st. I am struggling to think of something cruel and painful enough for people who break that rule!
    ftfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggin the Nog View Post
    "Don't get caught out! Prepare for Xmas now!"

    Eff off! If we can't get the normal xmas fayre, we'll have something else. We won't starve, ffs!
    Plenty of geese on the nature reserves.
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    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilwood View Post
    Xmas stuff in September just winds me up the wrong way. There should be a ban on Xmas displays until Dec 1st. I am struggling to think of something cruel and painful enough for people who break that rule!
    I will not patronise a shop that plays xmas music before Dec 1st. And that includes Noddy bloody Holder. I fact, it especially includes Noddy bloody Holder. In fact, I will extend my veto to shops that play that bloody song ever!
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisch View Post
    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    I wonder if Dawn is taking bookings.........................
    Paul.
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    Plenty of geese on the nature reserves.
    Canadas are good eating and are an invasive non-native species. They were, until recently, classed as vermin and could be shot with no closed season. Now you need a Defra permit. Gove is a twat (not news to anyone) and failed to make them a "game" species like Mallard or Pheasant. This failure also happened with Woodpigeons (which are also good eating) which now have a five grand fine for shooting them.

    You can shoot Greylag and Brent, both of which there are fairly decent numbers of in the UK. Sadly the geese near me are bloody Canadas.

    Goose is two billion times better than dry old farmed turkey with its growth hormones and antibiotics and other shit that you would be better off not eating. If we are stuck in the crappy old UK for xmas I might just pot a couple of pheasants.
    We give 350m a week to the EU. Let's give it to Dido Harding instead.

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    I'll just get an Aldi giant pig in blanket. Or three...
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisch View Post
    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doomanic View Post
    I'll just get an Aldi giant pig in blanket. Or three...
    Aw. Cute too.....

    We give 350m a week to the EU. Let's give it to Dido Harding instead.


 

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