Went for a walk in a rain forest. It rained
Just back from 24 hours in Essex - surprisingly enjoyable! Mapped some intertidal seagrass at Shoebury in the fog, then paddled around in a tidepool full of solar powered slugs and porcelain crabs. Pictures to follow!
Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life
Today I dived in 12C water for an hour in a very buggered 5mm wetsuit with big holes around the bum - I feel very old now.
Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life
I did an hour of snorkelling in a knackered 3mm suit on Sunday which was maybe a bit ambitious. I was forced to go to the chippy afterwards to replenish lost calories.
There were two girls in bikinis at the same spot wild swimming. Apparently that's swimming but on Instagram.
Caliph Hamish Aw-Michty Ay-Ya-Bastard, Spiritual leader of Scottish State in England
This week, I had a brunch meal of Eggs Benedict, in a Chinese restaurant, in a foreign country (Wales.) How cosmopolitan is that.
Paul.
If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.
Paul.
If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.
I really am one of the retired classes now. I have just joined English Heritage.
Paul.
If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.
Caliph Hamish Aw-Michty Ay-Ya-Bastard, Spiritual leader of Scottish State in England