Paul.
If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.
Someone emailed me at 11.30pm (not exaggerating!) on Saturday night to ask if I still had spaces on my course. I explained that they'd just missed the theory day and they replied that they knew that, but were hoping to join in remotely with the practical session (a dive). They felt they could just pick the theory up later. How did they think that was ever going to work?
Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life
There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and Tory corruption and I am not sure about the universe.
With apologies to Albert Einstein.
One of my biggest problems at the moment, is people ordering jobs with the expectation of "If I wanted it yesterday, I would order it tomorrow".
I had one a couple of weeks ago, ordered after 2pm on Friday, wanted delivery the following week.
Pointed out that I would not get the material until Tuesday pm at best, and I was closing for the day on Wednesday for my dad`s funeral.
They expected delivery for Thursday and told me they were overpaying for the job.
They are still waiting for it as well, stuff em.
tbf, that's the people who did the course but napped through a lot of itWhat's that?
What's that?
And that?
What's that?
Is that another one?
Don't you have a book or something with pictures?
Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life
To paraphrase: "who trains the trainers?)
An 'Education dept' organised den building session at the Wildlife Centre saw a dead hedge and a couple of habitat piles being dismantled to provide materials for the dens.
"...are we human, or are we diver?"
A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club
I failed to dive in Antartica
I used to have a handle on life but it broke
Just had this shared to my page on FB:
“Group hug! 😜”
“No!!!” *produces can of mace*
Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life