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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    By Noel Edmonds?
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    Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
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    Drinking 5 pints of IPA, 1/4L of raki, 6 pints and 3 bottles of lager, and 1/2L of grappa leads you to puking on yourself while sitting on the toilet. Who knew!?
    Seemingly I am a wannabe JJ wanker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulo View Post
    Drinking 5 pints of IPA, 1/4L of raki, 6 pints and 3 bottles of lager, and 1/2L of grappa leads you to puking on yourself while sitting on the toilet. Who knew!?
    Never again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan Carr View Post
    Never again?
    That would imply some level of learning ability. If he hasn't learnt by now, he never will.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisch View Post
    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan Carr View Post
    Never again?
    Those words were uttered several times throughout today

    I think I am one of the only people that wishes all their pubs were closed
    Seemingly I am a wannabe JJ wanker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    We've been binge watching 'The Moomins' from the 1990s and it's apparently the ideal mix of shape and movement to fascinate the cat, who sits transfixed about 3 inches from the screen. He's now learnt to recognise the theme tune and comes galloping into the room whenever it starts, which is rather cute. Yesterday, we had a phone call and paused the tv halfway through the opening credits. The cat stared hopefully at the screen for a bit, became dejected, then moved to Rob's arm of the sofa and stared at him HARD until he put the phone down and started it up again. He's going to be devastated when we run out of episodes.
    My middle daughters name is Madison, nickname is moomin. She’s loads of moomin stuff. There’s a moomin shop in Covent Garden, but the series is not well known in the U.K. (my Belgian schooling, I’ve got a load of Asterix memories as well)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulo View Post
    Drinking 5 pints of IPA, 1/4L of raki, 6 pints and 3 bottles of lager, and 1/2L of grappa leads you to puking on yourself while sitting on the toilet. Who knew!?
    Could have been worse - shitting yourself while puking into the toilet. Sounds like a good night!
    I don't want to get technical or anything, but alcohol IS a solution

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenL View Post
    Could have been worse - shitting yourself while puking into the toilet. Sounds like a good night!

    How many days ago was that bender= epic hangover................
    A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenL View Post
    Could have been worse - shitting yourself while puking into the toilet. Sounds like a good night!
    I will be honest, decisions did have to be made. I decided one was easier to clean than the other
    Seemingly I am a wannabe JJ wanker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulo View Post
    Drinking 5 pints of IPA, 1/4L of raki, 6 pints and 3 bottles of lager, and 1/2L of grappa leads you to puking on yourself while sitting on the toilet. Who knew!?
    Sounds like you had a dodgy kebab. If you can’t remember eating a kebab then clearly that was due to the volume of alcohol consumed.
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