Tell us something TRIVIAL about your life

[Chrisch]

https://www.eastern-ifca.gov.uk/wp-c...r_Response.pdf
How to do absolutely nothing in as many words as possible.

Yes, yes. But think of the jobs it created.

[notdeadyet]

After 18 months of having unknown chemicals injected into my arse cheeks, blood tests, pissing in a tub, ECG's and nasal swabs I've just completed my final session as a volunteer on a clinical trial for a new covid prevention drug.

You're welcome

https://www.evusheld.com/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tixagevimab/cilgavimab

[Paulo]

After 18 months of having unknown chemicals injected into my arse cheeks, blood tests, pissing in a tub, ECG's and nasal swabs I've just completed my final session as a volunteer on a clinical trial for a new covid prevention drug.

You're welcome

https://www.evusheld.com/

Did it cause your 3rd testicle to shrink?

[notdeadyet]

Did it cause your 3rd testicle to shrink?

Thankfully, yes. I was getting tired of pushing it in a shopping trolley.

[wibble32]

Phone call from St Thomas's heart unit.

Can we make an urgent appointment with your daughter?

Can I be told why?

No.

Hmm. I will try to get hold her for you.

Yes she is out of the country, not sure about her insurance status. At what point do you stop being worried about adult offspring?

Rgds

[TheMacallan]

When do they tell you if you had the real drug or the placebo?

[notdeadyet]

When do they tell you if you had the real drug or the placebo?

I asked them that today. Not for a while, there's apparently sub-studies running so won't be until these are finished. You can be unblinded for medical reasons but not just out of curiousity.

I've been swanning around like Asterix full of magic potion for the last 18 months and not had the pox yet so I'm guessing it was the real thing. There was only a 1 in 3 chance of it being placebo.

[Noggin the Nog]

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Happy World Whisky Day!!

[Divemouse]

As I cycled up the hill this morning, a grey squirrel ran ahead of me, randomly squiggling all over the road. It did a sudden sideways leap through the hedge and there was a splash and a very surprised squeak -straight into our neighbours' dew pond!

[Tim Digger]

Grey squirrels can do very stupid things. We had one in the garden some years ago that would torment cats by dancing close to them and then dashing up a tree. All was well until the silly little bugger tried it with a fox, furry packed lunch! Thats evolution I guess.