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    Spring is in the air and the 3 cockerels who coexisted peacefully up until this point have started trying to murder each other this morning. 2 buckets of water straight in the face before they'd even pause. Time for a bit of 'musical chickens'.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Digger View Post
    There are still some nice honest people in the world, in spite of the impression given by the media.
    Yes there are.
    New screen and battery all sorted overnight by a local shop. Terrific service from the guys there.

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    Trouble making chicken now in solitary confinement while wounds heal. Not really seen trapped chickens fight almost to the death before - the aim seems to be get opponent's head on floor, then stand on neck until it stops objecting.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Spring is in the air and the 3 cockerels who coexisted peacefully up until this point have started trying to murder each other this morning. 2 buckets of water straight in the face before they'd even pause. Time for a bit of 'musical chickens'.
    That's Sunday lunch sorted.
    There are four varieties in society: the lovers, the ambitious, observers and fools. The fools are the happiest.
    Hippolyte Taine French critic and historian (1828-93)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Trouble making chicken now in solitary confinement while wounds heal. Not really seen trapped chickens fight almost to the death before - the aim seems to be get opponent's head on floor, then stand on neck until it stops objecting.
    Were you taking notes?
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    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Trouble making chicken now in solitary confinement while wounds heal. Not really seen trapped chickens fight almost to the death before - the aim seems to be get opponent's head on floor, then stand on neck until it stops objecting.
    No proper talons so they can't do the job properly.
    Helium, because I'm worth it.
    Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounded like a radical holiday opportunity until I looked it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Trouble making chicken now in solitary confinement while wounds heal. Not really seen trapped chickens fight almost to the death before - the aim seems to be get opponent's head on floor, then stand on neck until it stops objecting.
    Quote Originally Posted by nigel hewitt View Post
    No proper talons so they can't do the job properly.
    Now there is something that would calm the chickies down. Stick Sally in with them.
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    Now there is something that would calm the chickies down. Stick Sally in with them.
    I suspect it would calm them permanently!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Trouble making chicken now in solitary confinement while wounds heal. Not really seen trapped chickens fight almost to the death before - the aim seems to be get opponent's head on floor, then stand on neck until it stops objecting.
    Where have we heard that before? A WHITE cockerel may be?
    Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
    Tim Digger

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    Where have we heard that before? A WHITE cockerel may be?
    I did think that as I finished writing, but this was black on yellow violence
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life


 

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