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    Pedantic Pig Divemouse's Avatar
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    The toothbrush is so you can get a message on your phone that tells you if you brushed your teeth ok
    Jesus H Christ - chips in loo paper next then?
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Jesus H Christ - chips in loo paper next then?
    At which point your phone makes an announcement that the arse wiping was substandard or a klingon alert
    A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club

    I failed to dive in Antartica
    I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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    And my razor tells me if I am shaving properly as if I couldn't tell by rubbing my hand across my face! I have to admit it does give a nice comfortable shave though but I haven't checked if my razor approves of the way I'm using it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Jesus H Christ - chips in loo paper next then?
    When I was a kid, we always had chips wrapped in newspaper but is using loo paper a funny Suffolk thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan Carr View Post
    When I was a kid, we always had chips wrapped in newspaper but is using loo paper a funny Suffolk thing?
    I think it stems from reading ability.
    We give 350m a week to the EU. Let's give it to Dido Harding instead.

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    Not sure where to put this, so here will do.

    LINKEY
    There are four varieties in society: the lovers, the ambitious, observers and fools. The fools are the happiest.
    Hippolyte Taine French critic and historian (1828-93)

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    I think it stems from reading ability.
    I would make a fuss, but I've met most of my cousins.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    I would make a fuss, but I'm married to most of my cousins.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisch View Post
    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    I would make a fuss, but I'm married to most of my cousins.
    A) That would be bestiality
    B) You will pay.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    I just had to renew my Water Hygiene Card. I've often thought that I could answer the questions and pass without having done the course (I've done it several times as it needs to be renewed every 5 years). This time it was all online - about 60 minutes of sitting through videos.

    I asked my son all the multi choice questions. He got 24 out of 25. The pass mark is 22. The only one he didn't get was because he's not familiar with the technical aspect of duct entries into water reservoirs.

    At least it was only 60 minutes of watching video this time - last time it was a whole afternoon of being talked at before being allowed to do the exam.
    The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.


 

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