Tell us something TRIVIAL about your life

[divechick]

Increase the rate you charge! Let the customers know poo is not part of your terms and conditions......

[steelemonkey]

Increase the rate you charge! Let the customers know poo is not part of your terms and conditions......

A cattery/ cat carer who does not deal with bodily wastes? That would not get my business.

[Divemouse]

Found an entirely new tray today in a bedroom when I went to see why the cat was shouting. I think that's enough now. The other place I'm currently doing is a mystery to me - I only have to feed the cat, some other invisible person keeps washing the bowls up. There's also a gardener and at least 3 builders there all day, they really shouldn't need to employ me at all. I don't mind it, it's only a mile away and has fantastic grounds that I'm gradually exploring while 'looking for' the cat. Found a zen garden and a swimming pond yesterday.

[1st Ade]

... and a swimming pond yesterday.

I assume you managed to climb out?

[divechick]

a zen garden

Now I am scared, not a phrase I was expecting from you.....

[Divemouse]

The oddest thing about it was the complete fence of chicken wire round it, otherwise it was the thing you'd expect with the grey sand, big rocks and a rake with a couple of bamboos. I found the swimming pond disappointing, no life at all apart from whirligig beetles

[Chrisch]

... and a rake with a couple of bamboos. ..

I need to go back to bed and have another hour's sleep. I read that as a couple of baboons. I have a vision of monkies with rakes...

More coffee.

[Divemouse]

Yes you should - baboons are not monkeys.

[Stig]

Yes you should - baboons are not monkeys.

Ook!

[Divemouse]

...and neither is he!