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    Hail the Children of LLyr
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    Needs more bottle caps. Must drink beer.

    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    I still don't have a member
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    A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club

    I failed to dive in Antartica
    I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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    All the obsessive cleaning since I rebuilt the kitchen finally paid off.
    I just dropped a huge slow-cooker full of Chilli-con-Carne on the draining board
    and I could recover most of it without feeling I was risking death by food poisoning.
    Helium, because I'm worth it.
    Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounded like a radical holiday opportunity until I looked it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barnaby_s View Post
    Your neighbours are going to love you.

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    Hail the Children of LLyr
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    Quote Originally Posted by barnaby_s View Post
    That's the one I was challenged to make! I already have a chanter so may build that into it. I think I may use an inner tube for the sack.

    Fortunately we have a long garden & the workshop is as far from the house as possible.
    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by barnaby_s View Post
    Aren't the population of the UK suffering enough!
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    A friend on FB was sharing some conspiracy crap so I pointed it out. Eventually I must've pushed enough buttons and he completely lost his rag. And we're only one week in.
    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    Established TDF Member steelemonkey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggin the Nog View Post
    A friend on FB was sharing some conspiracy crap so I pointed it out. Eventually I must've pushed enough buttons and he completely lost his rag. And we're only one week in.
    Yes tensions are high and will get higher. And you are thinking of bringing more bagpipes into the world................
    I can just imagine the news."And the local police chief said the crowds were angry but they were just managing to maintain control until some maniac pulled out his bagpipes!"
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Established TDF Member steelemonkey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggin the Nog View Post
    Needs more bottle caps. Must drink beer.

    Forget bagpipes, that brickwork needs pointing.
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.


 

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