Mah Nà Mah Nà
We had a belated small family gathering to celebrate our 25th Wedding Anniversary. My daughter-in-law had a cake made by one of her nursing colleagues who is a keen baker. Amazing attention to detail!
I had all the dive gear spread out on the lawn yesterday with 4 wetsuits hung over the gate. Little old lady came to drop her cat off, looked at it all and said 'Oh, do you do a lot of horse riding?'
'No, I've just been diving'
'Oh, I thought those (points at wetsuits) were modern jodhpurs. Where did you go?'
'Oh, you should go to France. My son (points at man in car who is trying to hide) dives in France all the time. Where is it in France you go Piers?'
Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life
Democracy, when two idiots can outvote one genius.
If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.
Helium, because I'm worth it.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounded like a radical holiday opportunity until I looked it up.
Dog lying on our bed this morning, chewing something. She normally drops it when I say the word "drop." But she didn't. Prized it from her jaws and tried to identify it. A bit woolly; pouch shaped; inch or so across. The big give-away was the orange rubber band at one end. Yes, we have lambs.......