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    Established TDF Member Doomanic's Avatar
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    You have a licence to tase things? Would it cover something five foot fuckall tall and phenomenally annoying?
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisch View Post
    Seriously, forget about sidemount - it's bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doomanic View Post
    You have a licence to tase things? Would it cover something five foot fuckall tall and phenomenally annoying?
    Why, what has Gloc done now?
    Remember anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!

    Illegitimi non carborundum

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    A youngster rang my doorbell, and the conversation went like this:

    Him: "I am here for the drugs"
    Me (confused): "What?"
    Him: "The drugs."
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "I am here for drugs."
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "Is this 11 Lower Temple Road?"
    Me: "No, sorry, you have the wrong address."
    Him: "Sorry, bye."

    I never even established if he was buying or selling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drmwc View Post
    A youngster rang my doorbell, and the conversation went like this:

    Him: "I am here for the drugs"
    Me (confused): "What?"
    Him: "The drugs."
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "I am here for drugs."
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "Is this 11 Lower Temple Road?"
    Me: "No, sorry, you have the wrong address."
    Him: "Sorry, bye."

    I never even established if he was buying or selling.
    Sounds like he'd already had too much.
    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    A youngster rang my doorbell, and the conversation went like this:

    Him: "I am here for the drugs"
    Me (confused): "What?"
    Him: "The drugs."
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "I am here for drugs."
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "Is this 11 Lower Temple Road?"
    Me: "No, sorry, you have the wrong address."
    Him: "Sorry, bye."

    I never even established if he was buying or selling.
    Rob's mother had a very similar conversation with someone carrying a samuri sword - turns out her grandson was using her address.
    Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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    Spent the weekend in the local hospital and my right knee has been replaced with a new metal/plastic hinge. Hobbling around chewing painkillers and working my way through flexibility exercises. Sweating up to the last minute that it would be cancelled due to the Covid rush. Excellent NHS service, food good and staff excellent.

    Now need to get fit enough to have the other one done and maybe it will be time to get back to diving etc.

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    One of the guys in our club has had both knees done. Doesn't like it when we jokingly refer to him as Tin Knees.

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    Two pieces of information about Belper tonight.

    First, the Aurora Borealis may be strong enough to be visible from Belper.

    Second, the weather forecast for tonight is 100% chance of rain and so 0% chance of seeing said Aurora.

    At times I hate this bloody country and this evening is one of those times.
    For information to help you plan your dive trip in the UK and Eire try www.planyourdivetrip.co.uk

    Public transport planning info at www.traveline.info

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay_Benson View Post
    Two pieces of information about Belper tonight.

    First, the Aurora Borealis may be strong enough to be visible from Belper.

    Second, the weather forecast for tonight is 100% chance of rain and so 0% chance of seeing said Aurora.

    At times I hate this bloody country and this evening is one of those times.
    You are lucky - the way things are going round your way if you went out to look you would probably get tasered and given a 200 fine!

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    Just checked and I have run 112.72km in 19 runs in 14 days.

    Not too bad for a man that has long COVID and still testing positive. My infection is over 7 weeks old and the virus is dead and cannot be transmitted before anyone complains but I cannot pass a PCR test to get back to work.
    Last edited by Paulo; 11-01-2021 at 11:32 PM.
    Remember anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!

    Illegitimi non carborundum


 

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