Just getting round to replying to my 'feck off!' letter from an NHS consultant and one of his reasons for replying in such a cheery manner was that 'No divers get a pfo repaired on the NHS'. I'm pretty sure that's not true, so I'd like to reply with a list of names and the local hospital that did it. If you, or someone you know, are one of those people and you don't mind being named as part of a basically pointless rant at a jobsworth, please reply with full name and where you had it done by pm. There's no reward, other than knowing you'll be fuelling my self-righteous rage.