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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    32.04 today - knowing that Rob was 10 mins behind me and rapidly approaching seemed to work. I had nothing left for the final sprint down the field to our gate.


    Paul.
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Don't joke - he's seen a battery powered chainsaw in Lidl
    She said you know honey it's such a shame You'll never be any good at this game You bruise too easily

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    Don't joke - he's seen a battery powered chainsaw in Lidl
    And he told you?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave1w View Post
    And he told you?????
    Divemouse with a battery chainsaw? Step aside covid, we have a new threat to humanity.
    Paul.
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    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    Divemouse with a battery chainsaw? Step aside covid, we have a new threat to humanity.

    Social distancing safe distance now set as Divemouse arm reach plus length of chainsaw blade

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    Another worrying thing is that they (battery chainsaws) are really very quiet! No motor, UNTIL YOU NEED IT!
    Evolution is great at solving problems. It's the methods that concern me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Digger View Post
    Another worrying thing is that they (battery chainsaws) are really very quiet! No motor, UNTIL YOU NEED IT!
    Less effort than a garrotte as well.

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    36.52 yesterday - I was knackered, but not as knackered as Rob, whose legs now appear to be rigid. Having a day off today to dig out the brambles taking over the end of the garden.
    She said you know honey it's such a shame You'll never be any good at this game You bruise too easily

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divemouse View Post
    36.52 yesterday - I was knackered, but not as knackered as Rob, whose legs now appear to be rigid. Having a day off today to dig out the brambles taking over the end of the garden.
    Good luck with that! Spawn of the devil. After the smoke clears from the inevitable nuclear war, there will just be cockroaches and brambles.
    And I ain't too sure about the cockroaches.
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    and bindweed and horsetails - both of which regularly pop up in the center of the house.
    She said you know honey it's such a shame You'll never be any good at this game You bruise too easily


 
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