If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.
Er, .... it's not cattle cake, is it?
Jus' wondrin', the way the thread's going.
"...are we human, or are we diver?"
My sister got that for Xmas once when she worked on a farm.
She said you know honey it's such a shame You'll never be any good at this game You bruise too easily