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    World cup tickets.

    This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the next England v Belgium game Thur 28th June. He paid 300 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

    It's at Portsmouth Road Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Pm for more details.

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    Haha excellent that cracked me up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by braun View Post

    It's at Portsmouth Road Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Pm for more details.
    Photos ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John63 View Post
    Photos ?
    She's the girl with an octopus fondling her in a different thread. Interested?

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    great joke wish id herd it before the golf comp last night.

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    It appears to be a Guildford joke, the Register office is in Portsmouth Road.
    Tony Blackburn, Peter Sellers and myself got married there....not to each other 😉

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    Any word on how the wedding went?
    Remember anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!

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    Better than the football I suspect.


 

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