Apparently becoming a grandad
As a kid I flew out of Tel Aviv with a 9mm round and a 5.56mm rounds of ammo. Got a few questions from security but other than that no one cared
Rememeber anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!
Illegitimi non carborundum
I flew into Hong Kong with a box of tramadol I got over the counter in Thailand. Although I became convinced Chinese secret service were following me after I dropped a couple in the airport to pass the time. 300 must be enough to send you to the moon, two were enough to make me think I was Jason Bourne.
At 10 years old I had a bright yellow water gun taken from me on departure from Florida, apparently it was in case it caused panic if other passengers thought it was a real gun disguised as a toy.
Yet my partner has regularly been allowed screwdrivers and lighters she had forgotten about in her bag (not US customs mind you)