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    Like a real diver but smaller apparently purple vonny's Avatar
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    Is Kato here yet? I love his cracker jokes......

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    Still making God laugh... Stevie H's Avatar
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    Can we red people who post jokes from the "other" thread?

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    Someone called?

    The Dark Knight Rises.

    Pretty much every time he sees Catwoman.

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    What's the main difference between Ryanair and BA?

    Ryanair is a world airline company operating over 1,500 flights per day whereas BA was a fictional character in an 1980s television series.

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    I went for a job interview as a scuba diving instructor yesterday.


    The guy interviewing me said, "This is not a good start, you look ridiculous."

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    In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".

    The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mum's.

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    Re: Joke of the day

    I've just swallowed some scrabble letters by accident, my next shit could spell disaster!

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    A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

    When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a bloowjob?"

    "What? You're crazy!"

    "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

    "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."

    "At this time of the night? No one will show up..."

    "I've already said No, and NO!"

    "Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."

    "No! I've said NO!"

    "My love... Don't be like that..."

    At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
    Andy
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    If it moves - canoe it, if it doesn't dive it!

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    I missed this thread so much I decided to follow it

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    I met a blonde in a club last night and I asked, "What's your name?"

    "It's K," she replied.

    "That's sexy," I said, "What's it short for?"

    She smiled and answered, "So I can spell it."


 
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