Lifted shamelessly from yesterdays Times:
Mother Superior calls everyone together and announces: "We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent".
An elderly nun at the back pipes up: "Thank goodness for that! I'm fed up to the back teeth with all this Chardonnay."
Mother Superior calls everyone together and announces: "We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent".
An elderly nun at the back pipes up: "Thank goodness for that! I'm fed up to the back teeth with all this Chardonnay."
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