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    Quote Originally Posted by gpj View Post
    Screw the woodwork jokes, I'm looking for a chemistry one but it looks like all the good ones are gone.




    Sorry, I'll get me coat



    You're just posting to get a reaction!

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    If you don't know the difference between there, their and they're your an idiot
    Remember anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!

    Illegitimi non carborundum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilwood View Post
    You're just posting to get a reaction!
    First rule of chemistry

    Do not lick the spoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilwood View Post
    You're just posting to get a reaction!
    Not with argon you won't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Energy58 View Post
    Not with argon you won't!
    He He

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian@1904 View Post
    He He
    A noble answer!

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    Is it possible to take a skin graft from my buttocks for a non-
    family member?

    Arse skin for a friend.
    Remember anything you read on the internet was probably written by some guy sitting at home in his underpants! Including this !!

    Illegitimi non carborundum


 

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