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    Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court and the judge says to Mickey “Mr Mouse, I fail to see why I should grant a divorce just because your wife has buck teeth”

    “No, no, no your honour….. She's fxxcking Goofy”

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    To subtle for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottle maker View Post
    To subtle for me.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goofy
    Might help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Digger View Post
    No it was SOG,s car cartoon that went over my head.

    Graham

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottle maker View Post
    To subtle for me.
    Red shift, used in astronomical observations to gauge distance.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppler_effect

    Basically, thing coming towards us look bluer, things travelling away look redder.
    Same effect causes a fast car sounding different once it passes you. (Weee-ummm)
    Paul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppler_effect

    Basically, thing coming towards us look bluer, things travelling away look redder.
    Same effect causes a fast car sounding different once it passes you. (Weee-ummm)
    As a Hot Rodder - The benefits of 'Flip-Flop' paint (Pearlescent) - confuses people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.P. View Post
    As a Hot Rodder - The benefits of 'Flip-Flop' paint (Pearlescent) - confuses people.
    There's a building near me with that sort of paint - it looks blue from one angle, but purplish from another.
    The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

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    I pinched the cartoon (thanks) to put on a motorcycle forum and got this in return:-
    "A man is charged with going through a red light. He says the light was green so the Judge charged him with speeding. What was the man's speed?" (The answer is around 2-300 miles/hour)
    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.P. View Post
    As a Hot Rodder - The benefits of 'Flip-Flop' paint (Pearlescent) - confuses people.
    There you are, go faster paint.
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.


 

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