There was an English man, Scotts man and an Irish lad, they were captured by the Iraqi`s. Sadam said "if you can sing me a song about a dog i`l let you go."
The english man sang "how much is that doggy in the window"
and he let him go.
The scott`s man sang "when I was a boy ol` shep was a pup"
and he let him go.
Then Paddy started singging "stranger`s in the night exchanging glances." Sadam said, "where`s the dog in it there then?" Paddy said "just hang on a sec. Scooby dooby dooo."