Don't get to shit a toothpaste, need to remember its main purpose
I have used cream cleaner and Cerapol/hob bright to good effect on my masks.
I use durex lube with sand in it.
Arm and hammer baking soda.
Then the dishwasher, to get rid of the minty residue, otherwise your / her eyes will be streaming!
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Don't mix up the toothpaste with the haemorrhoid cream. It leaves a horrid taste in your mouth.
Mind you, your bum will be minty fresh.
If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.