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    Established WTF Member Spirit of Guernsey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    Is your wife offering?
    Yes, just drop it off when you are passing.
    There are four varieties in society: the lovers, the ambitious, observers and fools. The fools are the happiest.
    Hippolyte Taine French critic and historian (1828-93)

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    Quote Originally Posted by smileydiver View Post
    Is she wiping all the sunscreen off her face before going in the water? I sometimes get a bit of mask fog if I still have a fair bit on so tend to wipe (ok scrub) face with a towel just before the dive
    Thats a good point. She puts on far more sunscreen than me! Cheers will give that a go too!

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    Don't get to shit a toothpaste, need to remember its main purpose

    I have used cream cleaner and Cerapol/hob bright to good effect on my masks.

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    Needing a poo CraigofScotland's Avatar
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    I use durex lube with sand in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigofScotland View Post
    I use durex lube with sand in it.
    Yea but what about the mask?


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    Grumpy Git, Not Old Yet...
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    Arm and hammer baking soda.

    Then the dishwasher, to get rid of the minty residue, otherwise your / her eyes will be streaming!
    DISCLAIMER: If you don't understand this shit, ask a grown up, preferably someone with deep pockets, who your widow/kids can sue. Don't trust people on the internet with your life, your credit card details or your naked selfies! This advice may contain, or indeed be written by someone who is (clinically), nuts.

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    Don't mix up the toothpaste with the haemorrhoid cream. It leaves a horrid taste in your mouth.
    Mind you, your bum will be minty fresh.
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    Don't mix up the toothpaste with the haemorrhoid cream. It leaves a horrid taste in your mouth.
    Mind you, your bum will be minty fresh.
    You might get a nasty case of receding gums as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    Your bum will be minty fresh.
    A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club

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    I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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    Established TDF Member turnerjd's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by steelemonkey View Post
    Mind you, your bum will be minty fresh.
    Does it work on dogs? When mine let rip, it's gas mask time.....


 
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