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    A friend of mine was an A&E doctor and he reported all sorts of objects that had been 'sat on'. These included milk bottles, apples, onions and an adjustable spanner.

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    There's a very good reason why butt plugs have a flange.
    There are four varieties in society: the lovers, the ambitious, observers and fools. The fools are the happiest.
    Hippolyte Taine French critic and historian (1828-93)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Energy58 View Post
    Oooh - some of my mates are medical doctors and have an annual informal "what is the weirdest thing you have removed from someone's fundament this year" competition - I think that's probably this year's winner sorted! ( I was going to say "a comfortable winner" but thought better of it...)
    A few years ago the local paper was having a fundraiser for a local man who had been paralysed when he "fell" on a garden gnome and his pointy hat went up his rectum a bit too far. As Harry Hill would say, what are the chances of that?
    Caliph Hamish Aw-Michty Ay-Ya-Bastard, Spiritual leader of Scottish State in England

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    Hell has, at last, frozen over.
    So all those things we've been waiting for .........


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    "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan Carr View Post
    Now I know what toy Santa can bring me for Christmas (and it’s not a gnome with a pointy hat)

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    Double life revealed

    Breaking news: a regular poster's secret identity has been discovered.

    I can now reveal that notdeadyet has an alter ego. I'd always suspected as much, as they're both in favour of Scottish independence and Donald Trump.

    Suspicions were confirmed when I saw this:

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    @NDY: Apologies for the doxxing, but I couldn't resist.
    Happy to be a woke* feminist SJ(K)W snowflake in a godless universe, no matter what some experts think. And Braun was a twat who's not missed. At all.

    * Had to add woke; couldn't resist.

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    The next video up

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-62729166

    about tomatoes spilt over a freeway in California reminds me of an incident many years ago on the M25 when it was shut for hours after a trailer carrying a load of slimy offal overturned. Imagine driving into that at speed!


 

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