Here is the news....

[steelemonkey]

I thought Milton Keynes was a city already.

[nigel hewitt]

How on earth did she think she was going to get a sheep back down............

Stroke it and whisper comforting things in its ear.
Works with the cat.
(It doesn't but the cat knows it hasn't figured the tin opener yet so your life will be spared for now)

That would probably traumatise the sheep so it would just jump rather than share its ledge with a nutter.
Problem solved.

[jamesp]

Stroke it and whisper comforting things in its ear.
Works with the cat.
(It doesn't but the cat knows it hasn't figured the tin opener yet so your life will be spared for now)

That would probably traumatise the sheep so it would just jump rather than share its ledge with a nutter.
Problem solved.

Been on a few shore dives under the cliffs along N.Wales where there were sheep remains(bones) on the bottom.
The tied bag of bones was a dog.

Cats just entertain themselves by watching their humans risk life and dismemberment in an effort to "save" them.

[Spirit of Guernsey]

A 40k salary is more than decent in the UK, more than most people are paid even in a lot of the professions. If you can't run a household on that then there is something seriously wrong.

My mortgage payments are more than that!

[Divemouse]

My mortgage payments are more than that!

and my household income is considerably less

[MarkA]

Stroke it and whisper comforting things in its ear.
Works with the cat.
(It doesn't but the cat knows it hasn't figured the tin opener yet so your life will be spared for now)

Used to have a cat that thought every tin being opened contained tuna. Maybe used to eat too many tuna sandwiches?

[Energy58]

How on earth did she think she was going to get a sheep back down............

I'm more interested in how the RSPCA coaxed her down... Bottle of prosecco? Pork scratchings?

[jamesp]

I'm more interested in how the RSPCA coaxed her down... Bottle of prosecco? Pork scratchings?

0.22"

[jamesp]

Used to have a cat that thought every tin being opened contained tuna. Maybe used to eat too many tuna sandwiches?

I had a cat that went mad for smoked salmon, I used to buy the packs of trimmings from the supermarket for pasta.
Open a pack, and the cat was climbing the cupboard doors.

[Allan Carr]

Our dog loves pilchards in tomato sauce and the rind off Blue Stilton.