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  • steelemonkey
    Established TDF Member
    • Dec 2012
    • 12716

    Originally posted by Tim Digger
    I admire you're certainty and confidence.
    Snigger.
    Paul.
    If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
    Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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    • Divemouse
      Pedantic Pig
      • Dec 2012
      • 7583

      Why are the rules different for Richard Harris and Jesus?
      Definitely don't doubt Dawn - not if you value your life

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      • Noggin the Nog
        Hail the Children of LLyr
        • Jan 2013
        • 4598

        Originally posted by Divemouse
        Why are the rules different for Richard Harris and Jesus?
        Hmmmm, an interesting theological discussion could ensue.
        "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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        • steelemonkey
          Established TDF Member
          • Dec 2012
          • 12716

          Originally posted by Divemouse
          Why are the rules different for Richard Harris and Jesus?
          What am I missing?
          Paul.
          If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
          Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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          • steelemonkey
            Established TDF Member
            • Dec 2012
            • 12716

            Originally posted by steelemonkey
            What am I missing?
            Apart from hair, brains, good looks etc. Before you lot start on me.
            Paul.
            If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
            Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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            • Noggin the Nog
              Hail the Children of LLyr
              • Jan 2013
              • 4598

              Originally posted by steelemonkey
              What am I missing?
              's or s' or wtf
              "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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              • cazyoung
                I still don't have a member
                • Dec 2012
                • 3673

                Originally posted by steelemonkey
                What am I missing?
                see #5965
                A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club

                I failed to dive in Antartica
                I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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                • Allan Carr
                  Established TDF Member
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 4580

                  WW1 sub off Dartmouth protected.

                  Historic England says the contents of a submarine used in World War One must remain in place.

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                  • Nickpicks
                    Established TDF Member
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 4206

                    Originally posted by Divemouse
                    Why are the rules different for Richard Harris and Jesus?
                    That would be an ecumenical matter.
                    Proud to be a boring health and softy crap following sissie!

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                    • Nickpicks
                      Established TDF Member
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 4206

                      Cat climbs into box of DVDs being posted, arrives 8 days later.
                      Was it a variation on Shroedinger's experiment?

                      A cat has survived eight days trapped in a box of DVDs which was posted from Cornwall to West Sussex.
                      Proud to be a boring health and softy crap following sissie!

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                      • steelemonkey
                        Established TDF Member
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 12716

                        Originally posted by Nickpicks
                        Cat climbs into box of DVDs being posted, arrives 8 days later.
                        Was it a variation on Shroedinger's experiment?

                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-35905576
                        Cat's can be posted? Best check my parcels carefully in the future. You never know when an assassin cat is on the way.
                        Paul.
                        If God had meant us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances.
                        Human beings were invented by water as a means of moving itself from one place to another.

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                        • Noggin the Nog
                          Hail the Children of LLyr
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 4598

                          Originally posted by steelemonkey
                          Cat's can be posted? Best check my parcels carefully in the future. You never know when an assassin cat is on the way.
                          People are always posting cats on faceberk.
                          "...are we human, or are we diver?"

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                          • cazyoung
                            I still don't have a member
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 3673

                            Police found a "trail of wanton destruction" at the unauthorised gathering at a football ground.


                            What an excellent idea perhaps more forces should adopt it!!
                            A fully paid up member of the CRAFT Club

                            I failed to dive in Antartica
                            I used to have a handle on life but it broke

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                            • Neilwood
                              Established TDF Member
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 2906

                              Woohoo - good news about Covid here. Even with some areas having higher numbers, the overall picture is looking better (far lower hospitalisation and fewer serious cases going to ITU).

                              Local area is now in level 1 which for Scotland means a lot more things open and larger gatherings are permissible. https://www.gov.scot/publications/co...ction-level-1/

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                              • John63
                                Established TDF Member
                                • Dec 2012
                                • 1728

                                Deleted as posted in wrong thread

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