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    Are you SOG's penpal?

    Are you SOG's penpal?
  2. To make a small fortune commercial diving, start...

    To make a small fortune commercial diving, start with a large one. :)
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    You make looking after cats seem so easy. I...

    You make looking after cats seem so easy. I wonder why "professionals" make such a fuss. :)
    By the way, the salt content of ham may not be too good for his ancient kidneys.
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    Well, it scares me alright. :)

    Well, it scares me alright. :)
  5. Was it feeding on beetles?

    Was it feeding on beetles?
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    I just spotted a bit of info on this site. A bit...

    I just spotted a bit of info on this site. A bit late in the day but happy birthday Mr Bullen.
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    Knowing that you could not see properly but still...

    Knowing that you could not see properly but still carry on driving would be "driving without due care and attention" at least.
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    A crime is still a crime on private property...

    A crime is still a crime on private property otherwise someone could lure their enemies into their house and kill them.
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    You may as well, there is nothing much to see...

    You may as well, there is nothing much to see underwater. The most barren place I have ever dived.

    https://i.postimg.cc/90wvs2Xj/sunbed.jpg

    The most interesting thing I saw.
  10. Thread: Sat nav

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    Nope, used another cable. Not an original TomTom...

    Nope, used another cable. Not an original TomTom one I admit.
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    Billhooks and lawnmowers? I see a pattern...

    Billhooks and lawnmowers? I see a pattern here................:)
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    Don't panic, my compost bin just had a gourmet...

    Don't panic, my compost bin just had a gourmet lunch.
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    Ah...does that make a difference?

    Ah...does that make a difference?
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    I have just cleaned out the fridge. Green...

    I have just cleaned out the fridge. Green vegetables are good for you? Yes?
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    I have just booked some holiday insurance. Let's...

    I have just booked some holiday insurance. Let's hope it is still valid when I fly out on November 1st. :sweat:
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    "This password is already in use. May we suggest...

    "This password is already in use. May we suggest Fu**borris 66870011."
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    Double post.

    Double post.
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    "Damn school crossings!"

    "Damn school crossings!"
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    Good news, how was it? Simple? Bit tricky?

    Good news, how was it? Simple? Bit tricky?
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    https://i.postimg.cc/nLBXyr33/squirrel.jpg

    Yes, yes, I know. Pests, disease carriers, tree rats. I still like them though.
    Tasty as well. :)
  21. For those who like to go clubbing on a Saturday...

    For those who like to go clubbing on a Saturday night....................
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    One birthday, I got given a ton of ballast.

    One birthday, I got given a ton of ballast.
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    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/co...

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html
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    In America, when a sporting event was called off...

    In America, when a sporting event was called off due to bad weather, punters were given a token allowing them to go to the re-scheduled match. The septics call cheques checks.
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    Reminds me of the old joke. Q. What is the...

    Reminds me of the old joke.
    Q. What is the difference between BSE and PMT.
    A. One is mad cow disease and the other is an agricultural problem.

    Sorry ladies.
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