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    Bursitis? Repetitive stress? Err, how can I put...

    Bursitis? Repetitive stress? Err, how can I put this politely? :)
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    You can see why I don't have a collection of...

    You can see why I don't have a collection of billhooks hanging around............
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    I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my...

    I eat my peas with honey,
    I've done it all my life.
    It makes the peas taste funny,
    But it keeps them on the knife.
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    I really don't like my food piled up anyway. And...

    I really don't like my food piled up anyway. And I don't like it served on pieces of roof tile. Or on bits of pallet wood. And I don't see why chips have to come in a separate, dinky little basket. ...
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    I don't use the tool of the devil to communicate,...

    I don't use the tool of the devil to communicate, but can often see things on it. I think that by linking my Ouija board to it, I have found a way of by-passing some of the evil whilst still seeing...
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    Don't be so critical. Find something better to...

    Don't be so critical. Find something better to do. Like putting up some more pictures of the chickies. I bet they are getting big now. :)
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    That is my local, believe it or not. A micro...

    That is my local, believe it or not. A micro brewery in an old mill. I was wandering around their garden taking pictures, feeling sad that it would normally be full of people enjoying the beer and...
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    What I used to do in my darkroom only using...

    What I used to do in my darkroom only using modern processing.
    Take a shot of an old building, remove all modern stuff and then age the picture.

    https://i.postimg.cc/X7Lwc7Tb/IMG-6420-edit.jpg
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    99.9% does not mean it kills 99.9% of types, just...

    99.9% does not mean it kills 99.9% of types, just 99.9% of any one kind. It gets around the advertising laws nicely as you cannot guarantee killing all 100% of say, covid 19, for example.
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    Not so sure about that, she did start wearing...

    Not so sure about that, she did start wearing make-up, earrings and a skirt.
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    That's a woman? Should have a beard. Cheery had...

    That's a woman?
    Should have a beard. Cheery had a beard!
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    Now I know why all the supermarkets ran out of...

    Now I know why all the supermarkets ran out of toilet rolls a couple of months ago.
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    Bear in mind that the dwarf may be captain Carrot...

    Bear in mind that the dwarf may be captain Carrot who is really a large human. But if it is, he should have red hair.
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    I once tried to grow beans and used some cuttings...

    I once tried to grow beans and used some cuttings from my willow as support sticks. The slugs ate the beans but the willow sticks started to grow. I transplanted them to make a hedge.. The "hedge"...
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    No, but after a day there, I need a beer, or two.

    No, but after a day there, I need a beer, or two.
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    Perhaps I should have said "Not the stuff brewed...

    Perhaps I should have said "Not the stuff brewed in the UK by big companies." I will look out for this one. Thanks.
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    Yes, I don't judge people by their tastes. There...

    Yes, I don't judge people by their tastes. There are some excellent lagers on the market. Not stuff brewed in the UK though.
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    Not sure what you are getting at Chris.

    Not sure what you are getting at Chris.
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    For those of you interested. Maris otter,...

    For those of you interested.

    Maris otter, melanoidin, carapils and biscuit malts.
    Challenger, citra and nelson sauvin hops.

    Should be light in colour, mildly malty with a citrussy, grapefruity...
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    I have been summoned back to work. Start next...

    I have been summoned back to work. Start next Mon, so have decided to do a most important job today. Beer brewing.
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    Sounds a bit like "Roman peas" Bacon and onion...

    Sounds a bit like "Roman peas" Bacon and onion with peas. Mmm mm.
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    I have been getting results. All bad! I will...

    I have been getting results. All bad! I will keep on trying though.
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    A personal trend between 11 and 14.5? I have to...

    A personal trend between 11 and 14.5? I have to ask, centimetres or inches. :)
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    Not just OAP's. I enjoy a coach trip.

    Not just OAP's. I enjoy a coach trip.
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    If I had to spent time cooped up with young children, I would need either a pub or a damn good barrister.
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