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    Calm yourself! It's just a very mobile area and...

    Calm yourself! It's just a very mobile area and safety pins tend to get undone unless they're those huge nappy pins with the locking heads and then you get a good stab!
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    When you're trying to run a course and the cat...

    When you're trying to run a course and the cat first chases a bumblebee into the room, then sits crunching the skull of a rabbit just off camera.
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    Safety pins and bras are not a good combination

    Safety pins and bras are not a good combination
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    That's not a given. There are thousands of wasp...

    That's not a given. There are thousands of wasp spp, most don't sting people. They might want to though
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    Those actually are my T&Cs, there is a specific...

    Those actually are my T&Cs, there is a specific mention of dead grannies not being allowed after we had quite a run of them. The course is budgeted to break even and it's me that takes the hit if it...
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    I truly hate people. Just had someone's 'friend'...

    I truly hate people. Just had someone's 'friend' email to say he wants to drop out of the course (which starts tonight), so can he have his money back, but also can he have recordings of it...
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    He packed a lot in didn't he?

    He packed a lot in didn't he?
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    I got 2 jasmine plants for 20p each that are now...

    I got 2 jasmine plants for 20p each that are now taking over the greenhouse, luckily the staff in Ikea don't know how to keep things looking lively.
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    Email (today) : Hello, I'd like to come on your...

    Email (today) : Hello, I'd like to come on your course this weekend, but I can't do much of Saturday and none at all of Sunday.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVZDofhdog

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVZDofhdog
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    Little Big are a group that can do no wrong in my...

    Little Big are a group that can do no wrong in my eyes and I've just seen this, which nicely sums up the last 18 months:
    https://imvdb.com/video/little-big/suck-my-dick-2020
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    Just got one of those parcelforce scam texts -...

    Just got one of those parcelforce scam texts - almost fell for it before I remembered I don't know what my mobile No is, so I'd hardly have handed it out!
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    I would think suits aimed at male youths would...

    I would think suits aimed at male youths would fit - they always seem designed for whippets?
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    When you say to someone 'what number is your...

    When you say to someone 'what number is your house?' and they say 'Oh, you can't miss it, it's a bungalow right on the corner with a yellow front door!' When what they mean is 'It's in a tiny maze of...
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    Photos from Wrabness in Essex

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    Diving in the Stour for freaky sponges and rare slugs
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    I think that's true, it was someone who'd voted...

    I think that's true, it was someone who'd voted tory in the recent elections
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    They'd have to be pretty big expenses.

    They'd have to be pretty big expenses.
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    I've just been to a plant fair and got really...

    I've just been to a plant fair and got really badly sunburned on the back of my neck - what's going on?
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    ew.

    ew.
  20. The FB event was entirely pointless - loads of...

    The FB event was entirely pointless - loads of people are 'definitely attending' that without actually signing up for the course. The course is now only 2 weeks away, let me know if you'd like a...
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    Hold your breath and drift in from the side close...

    Hold your breath and drift in from the side close to the bottom!

    I'm very much like a ninja.
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    Dive 2 now showing:...

    Dive 2 now showing: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?vanity=Divemouse&set=a.10158186998332874
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    ...as far as you know...

    ...as far as you know...
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    and the sound deadening of course.

    and the sound deadening of course.
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    Parking has got very dodgy on Portland, there are...

    Parking has got very dodgy on Portland, there are men wandering round demanding money. Our van is luckily very anonymous, so we just park on the street and nobody pays any attention.
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