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  1. Yep.

    Yep.
  2. I use postimage as a host. That has an option...

    I use postimage as a host. That has an option for an expiration date. Perhaps you have the same?
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    The footbrake is working, I have tried that.

    The footbrake is working, I have tried that.
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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a...

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    The construction of the wall was incorrect.
    So he made some cash on "Claims Direct."
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    My uncle collects old bottles. That sound so...

    My uncle collects old bottles. That sound so much better than alcoholic.
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    Now that the lockdown is easing, I have arranged...

    Now that the lockdown is easing, I have arranged to go out with a Canadian friend. Like all Canadians, he like to go clubbing. But as there are no seals around here, we will probably just go for a...
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    What the world needs now is more geniuses with...

    What the world needs now is more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left.
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    A quilted, Northern Diver under suit does the...

    A quilted, Northern Diver under suit does the same.
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    Hand brake lever does nothing. (apart from...

    Hand brake lever does nothing. (apart from working the other wheel.) Pulling the actuator, on the calliper, fully over by hand does nothing. Pulling the same actuator over fully with a clamp does...
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    Disc brakes, not shoes. Thanks anyway for trying...

    Disc brakes, not shoes. Thanks anyway for trying to help.
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    Transit van brake problem.

    Hi, I have no handbrake on one side. Its an 07 plate.
    The handbrake actuator moves all the way but does not seem to move the piston more than a fraction of an inch. I have even pulled the actuator...
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    I bet he then licked his bo!!ocks to get rid of...

    I bet he then licked his bo!!ocks to get rid of the taste.
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    Shame they probably sell mostly chinese products.

    Shame they probably sell mostly chinese products.
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    Do we own anything in the UK?

    I have just been to a power station and been told that new foreign owners are taking possession in a weeks time.
    It has got me thinking, are there any major suppliers/manufacturers, UK owned now?
  15. Yeah, joking aside, I fully agree. I reckon I...

    Yeah, joking aside, I fully agree. I reckon I would be lucky to even notice most of what Dawn captures on camera.
  16. Amazing. You should go onto one of those...

    Amazing.

    You should go onto one of those Seasearch things.
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    I knew this thread would never die.

    I knew this thread would never die.
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    Like any sensible diver. ...

    Like any sensible diver.

    https://i.postimg.cc/Hn1VrQND/download-2.jpg

    For such and advanced problem, chewing gum may be used in conjunction with the duct tape.
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    This reminds me of an incident I heard of several...

    This reminds me of an incident I heard of several years ago.
    A local car mechanic went out for lunch and got caught short on the way back to his garage.
    He knew the local toilets were a haunt of...
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    Yes, good thinking. I am sorry about my, spur of...

    Yes, good thinking. I am sorry about my, spur of the moment idea, I had not considered the implications of pollution and global warming.
    You may be a bit too techy though. A decent pair of...
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    Should we campaign for the return of "burning at...

    Should we campaign for the return of "burning at the stake?"
    Gullible people being conned is one thing but when animals are involved...........:@:
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    Don't you just love it when a parcel is delivered...

    Don't you just love it when a parcel is delivered to the billing address instead of the delivery address, and both addresses get a text telling them it has been delivered.....
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    We all slow down in the end...............

    We all slow down in the end...............
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    Thanks for the kind words people. Unfortunately...

    Thanks for the kind words people.
    Unfortunately I am not as well provided, financially, as I could be. Marriage / partnership breakdowns with the associated settlements and maintenance payments has...
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    I have only got 100 more days until I retire. ...

    I have only got 100 more days until I retire.
    It should be a bit longer but I am not bothering to work the last 3 weeks and I am taking all of November off as my annual leave. :)
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