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    Aren't you the bloke who used to do all the...

    Aren't you the bloke who used to do all the exercising and stuff? Now one step away from a motability scooter................:)
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    Oh my god, I am turning into SOG...............

    Oh my god, I am turning into SOG...............
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    She was only a fishmongers daughter but she lay...

    She was only a fishmongers daughter but she lay on the slab and said fillet.
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    I once went out with a distributors daughter, she...

    I once went out with a distributors daughter, she wasn't pretty but she had her points.

    I am expecting blank thoughts from the youngsters on here.
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    Cue Mrs SOG reading the small print on the life...

    Cue Mrs SOG reading the small print on the life insurance policy.
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    Always sad when a pet goes. Sounds like you did...

    Always sad when a pet goes. Sounds like you did the right thing by him. RIP Greebo.
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    I have recently seen toast proof smoke alarms! ...

    I have recently seen toast proof smoke alarms! The mind boggles.
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    It's not just students, I was recently in...

    It's not just students, I was recently in Finland with a friend who is a few decades away from student times and she hardly put her phone away. There seems to be some need to be in constant touch...
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    Even if they did hear the alarms they would stop...

    Even if they did hear the alarms they would stop to video the flames and tweet it to friends.
  10. Looking at the current political/military...

    Looking at the current political/military condition of the country and your preference for a single tank, I would suggest this.

    https://i.postimg.cc/Jhj77dN6/download.jpg
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    You cannot put "government" and "free" in the...

    You cannot put "government" and "free" in the same sentence.
    Roads, rail, military, NHS etc. all cost us money one way or another.

    As to Jay's original question, no, Finless will not be asking...
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    Are there no churches in Cornwall? :)

    Are there no churches in Cornwall? :)
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    I am so glad you said venomous and not poisonous.

    I am so glad you said venomous and not poisonous.
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    :x:

    :x:
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    Rugby is a game played by men with strange shaped...

    Rugby is a game played by men with strange shaped balls.
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    Recently, there were new council building erected...

    Recently, there were new council building erected in my town and a car park was created for the workers. As it has been put an a flood plain, an electronic sign was installed showing the state of...
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    I only use the camper for camping and always park...

    I only use the camper for camping and always park up on private land. It is warm and comfy, I don't have to see or hear other people, I am not dictated to by restaurant times, I can cook quite...
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    My transit van at £3500 is sounding like a...

    My transit van at £3500 is sounding like a bargain.
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    No.

    No.
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    Has Nigel had a picnic with Sally?

    Has Nigel had a picnic with Sally?
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    I first read that as having happy memories of the...

    I first read that as having happy memories of the ski coaches................
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    You like that Dawn? Feel free to use it as your...

    You like that Dawn? Feel free to use it as your avatar.
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