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    Of course not, for that you need a lightning...

    Of course not, for that you need a lightning conductor and an Igor.
    Even then, turning them off and back on again renders the person part unviable. You end up with a revenging monster instead....
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    No. They don't start hearts.

    No. They don't start hearts.
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    I always thought the ultimate in tech work was...

    I always thought the ultimate in tech work was turning it off and back on again!
    By the way, this does not work with people.
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    Glad to be of help. :) I believe nano-gremlins...

    Glad to be of help. :) I believe nano-gremlins like to put their tents up on the contacts because they are nice and flat.
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    Strangely, that seems to have worked. My sort of...

    Strangely, that seems to have worked. My sort of technology. Simple.
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    The virgin website suggests I take the sim card...

    The virgin website suggests I take the sim card out and rub the contacts...............
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    For some reason my phone seems to be receiving up...

    For some reason my phone seems to be receiving up to three days text messages all at one go when I turn it on in the morning. Why they are not coming through before that, who knows.
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    As I took four builders bags of garden waste to...

    As I took four builders bags of garden waste to the tip yesterday and used up one of my six yearly allowances, I will probably be joining them in the near future. :(
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    A good idea. Make sure the view from your manor...

    A good idea. Make sure the view from your manor house is not spoilt by the sight of poor people.
    A better way than just kicking all the peasants off your land.
    There was some rich bu@@er in...
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    Just had my covid booster. Usual quick...

    Just had my covid booster. Usual quick efficiency from the staff. Just waiting to see if any side effects kick in. It was a different brand to my first two, don't know if that will make a...
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    That's just another age thing. :)

    That's just another age thing. :)
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    That's just an age thing. :)

    That's just an age thing. :)
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    Never heard of Oca. Looks tasty though. Is it a...

    Never heard of Oca. Looks tasty though. Is it a bit like a jerusalem artichoke?
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    Worse than that, replacing the bl@@dy stuff with...

    Worse than that, replacing the bl@@dy stuff with plasterboard. My neck aches.
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    I often don't get up before 9.30 ! As for...

    I often don't get up before 9.30 !

    As for walking, I have stopped using the van for quick trips to the shops etc. in the town but will use the pass to visit other towns and villages.
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    I am not sure that I like the fact that the owner...

    I am not sure that I like the fact that the owner of a cattery has liked this post.......................
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    Invented by Mr Ajay Bhatt. I hope he lives for a...

    Invented by Mr Ajay Bhatt.
    I hope he lives for a long time but I must admit that I would be interested in attending his funeral.
    Will they lower his coffin into the grave, bring it out, turn it...
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    So that is what they do with the buses when they...

    So that is what they do with the buses when they are not ferrying brats about.
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    https://i.postimg.cc/3rbJm9D3/download-1.jpg...

    https://i.postimg.cc/3rbJm9D3/download-1.jpg
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    Bit of mixed feelings here. I have just applied...

    Bit of mixed feelings here. I have just applied for an "Older persons bus pass."
    I am admitting I am old but also getting something for nothing.
    All I have to do now is find out if buses ever come...
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    I am still waiting for a new date for a Nick...

    I am still waiting for a new date for a Nick Mason concert. Been re-scheduled a number of times now.
    Also wondering what has happened to my years admission to Portland dockyard. I must ask if they...
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    I see Dawn has "liked" this post. I would love...

    I see Dawn has "liked" this post. I would love to see the history of her property, she often refers to it as wattle and daub. (Actually, her words are sticks and cow shit. Same thing really.) This...
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    Pulling down lathe and plaster ceilings! Dirty,...

    Pulling down lathe and plaster ceilings! Dirty, dusty job. And there are hundreds of nails to get rid of.
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    You youngsters just love your techie gadgets. :)...

    You youngsters just love your techie gadgets. :)
    I hate to think of the plans you may have for customising your zimmer frame. :)
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    I use switches..................

    I use switches..................
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