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    I do not recommend eating fresh bread from the...

    I do not recommend eating fresh bread from the oven, fig chutney and sprout quiche (no really) and a can of coke on the same day - even the cat was forced to leave the room!
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    Also I am a traveller and so are all of my...

    Also I am a traveller and so are all of my mother's family. Possibly the neighbours are trying to keep me out?
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    Not gates with no way to secure open or shut...

    Not gates with no way to secure open or shut though, 12 hours before a storm? The posts are also just sitting in mud, so what can possibly go wrong?
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    Guerilla builders fitted a pair of 5 bar gates to...

    Guerilla builders fitted a pair of 5 bar gates to the end of our drive overnight (it's a shared drive) - the gates are held together in the middle by a sprung bolt and nothing else, so I've tied them...
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    We dive from June to October in wetsuits in the...

    We dive from June to October in wetsuits in the sea, then swap to drysuits for Scotland over the winter
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    I had to go and pick up a prescription today and...

    I had to go and pick up a prescription today and decided to make taking the car seem more reasonable by adding in shopping, banking and post office visits. Got home to realise I'd missed the Dr...
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    The squirrels had all the hazel nuts before they...

    The squirrels had all the hazel nuts before they were ripe.
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    More like lemon flavoured new potatoes - can be...

    More like lemon flavoured new potatoes - can be eaten raw or cooked. The lemon goes off on exposure to light. They do contain a tiny bit of oxalic acid. The leaves have a lot more, but are edible for...
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    I went to dig up my Oca crop after last night's...

    I went to dig up my Oca crop after last night's frost, only to discover that bastard mice had eaten all of the tubers overnight, leaving the top growth effectively balanced on the surface - it hadn't...
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    Round here the school busses are the normal...

    Round here the school busses are the normal busses, I do not recommend travelling at that time of day.
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    I very much doubt I'll be allowed to put cats in...

    I very much doubt I'll be allowed to put cats in it once it's clean. Probably be me doing the cleaning too, as sir is a bit of a girl when animal hair is involved.
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    We're buying the car from the drug dealer,...

    We're buying the car from the drug dealer, because what could possibly go wrong? It turns out one of the reasons for it being a bargain is its last owner being a very carefree dog owner - apparently...
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    More like a village hall - it was pre quakers

    More like a village hall - it was pre quakers
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    My mother's family was given one of those when it...

    My mother's family was given one of those when it was newly built, they'd previously been living in a shed in someone's garden and there were already 7 of 9 children. Ours is a 'town house' which was...
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    Unless you're Vanessa Feltz, what's hard about...

    Unless you're Vanessa Feltz, what's hard about doing that with Buddy jacket? Rob constantly switches between twin 10 indies, 12 + pony and single 10 or 7 on his.
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    I still have a Buddy Commando, Mares Quattro fins...

    I still have a Buddy Commando, Mares Quattro fins and the cheapest Apex regs - why change what works well? Also the first snorkel I bought in 1998, which looks utterly disgusting.
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    We are a natural product and we produce the PU...

    We are a natural product and we produce the PU leather, therefore it's natural. And suitable for vegans.
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    All our cars have died and we found an ideal...

    All our cars have died and we found an ideal replacement on FB yesterday, but the seller is in Scotland. Since we'll have to take out 2 days to go and get it, I checked him out on the web. He's a...
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    Nobody over there has ever questioned the testing...

    Nobody over there has ever questioned the testing stickers on our tanks and most popular places also have self service filling machines. We dive in Zeeland for a week every year.
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    Round here they all seem to close at about 1.30,...

    Round here they all seem to close at about 1.30, which seems mental
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    Not in the arse end of nowhere it doesn't!

    Not in the arse end of nowhere it doesn't!
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    Thanks! Weirdly, our local crab fishery is...

    Thanks!
    Weirdly, our local crab fishery is rapidly sliding down the 'sustainable' scale due to having the smallest legal carapace size for bringing ashore in Europe and a fishing effort which is...
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    I was digging potatoes in the dusk last night and...

    I was digging potatoes in the dusk last night and got something sticky on my hands which seemed to spread out until all my fingers were sticking together and both hands felt wet - I assumed I'd...
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    A primary school teacher has just sent me a power...

    A primary school teacher has just sent me a power point presentation that's going to be rolled out to all local primary schools so I can check it for inaccuracies - apart from the chalk off Norfolk...
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    Current fatalities in our household - 1 car with...

    Current fatalities in our household - 1 car with buggered pistons (technical term), one car with rapidly deteriorating front bearing, electricity to house ring, hob on oven, electric shower, printer....
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