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    Flights booked - Iím off to Malta with two of the...

    Flights booked - Iím off to Malta with two of the kids. SWMBO isnít coming so I have a licence to get wet. I think we will see if I can leave a little space in the bags suitable for a semi dry or...
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    I would suggest getting an external drive as well...

    I would suggest getting an external drive as well to back up your existing data before you tidy things up.

    As has been said a tidying up exercise is a good thing to do as a second step - so...
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    I have finally realised that there is a benefit...

    I have finally realised that there is a benefit from Brexit.

    Given the shit show that we have after being involved to an extent with the EU for less than 50 years how big a pigs ear will the...
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    https://newsthump.com/2021/09/24/national-anthem-t...

    https://newsthump.com/2021/09/24/national-anthem-to-be-replaced-with-benny-hill-music/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo

    Now I know that this is news thump but I wonder what the...
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    The shortage is of Class 1 drivers.

    The shortage is of Class 1 drivers.
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    You would not believe how much more heat you get...

    You would not believe how much more heat you get into the house rather than up the chimney and how little fuel you use. Also you can just shut it down and leave the room safely. They are a massive...
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    What a nice chap. Credit card being re-issued...

    What a nice chap.

    Credit card being re-issued and money refunded. We went through the likely causes of where my card was compromised and we couldn't find anything obvious so it looks like it...
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    I appear to have spent £2200 at Argos and other...

    I appear to have spent £2200 at Argos and other retailers last week. I wonder what I bought.
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    We have a Clearview clone - Woodwarm. Built like...

    We have a Clearview clone - Woodwarm. Built like a brick outhouse and efficient - if I remember properly the deciding factor between the Clearview and the Woodwarm was down to the price as...
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    Apparently of Billy Connolly

    A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said
    'Now, don't forget all the research...
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    A punter was at the Horse Races playing the...

    A punter was at the Horse Races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt.
    He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th...
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    BRANSON OFFERED BAILOUT!.... Sir Richard...

    BRANSON OFFERED BAILOUT!....

    Sir Richard Branson has warned that airline Virgin Atlantic needs government support to survive.

    In response the Treasury have offered him back Ďevery single penny...
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    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told...

    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. "Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked....
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    Check the smokeless zone rules where you live. ...

    Check the smokeless zone rules where you live. They are starting to realise that whilst wood burners whilst carbon neutral in effect (typically the wood burnt is less than 30 years old) they do emit...
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    He has fingers made by Volvo

    He has fingers made by Volvo
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    Ouch. Been there, done that - you have my...

    Ouch. Been there, done that - you have my sympathy.
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    New towing rules coming in 2021

    In part due to the pigís ear called Brexit there is a lack of LGV drivers - we were around 50,000 down and a combination of Brexit and Covid have resulted in an additional 50,000 drivers are...
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    That’s great. Thank you. Now another child...

    That’s great. Thank you. Now another child wants to come - I have to get a new passport for her too.
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    Would it help if you talk about your feelings...

    Would it help if you talk about your feelings about group hugs?
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    Outline planning permission granted. Now to get...

    Outline planning permission granted. Now to get down to some detailed planning. Like getting a passport sorted out for the youngest. Whether or not we can get some dives signed off it would be...
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    It would have to get past the planning committee....

    It would have to get past the planning committee. Hmm. This would mean that he could do some of his Sports Diver open water dives potentially….. Hmmm

    I won’t be able to get any more of my Dive...
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    A man staggered into a hospital with a...

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'
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    That thought had crossed my mind especially as...

    That thought had crossed my mind especially as the youngest isn’t tied to school holidays……
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    I recently dismembered a decrepit trailer into...

    I recently dismembered a decrepit trailer into manageable lumps. When I took it to the recycling centre they refused it as it was a “car part”. I can understand to an extent the car part rule as...
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    I guess you would be in a semi-dry to go in our...

    I guess you would be in a semi-dry to go in our local pool then - but only just as it sits at around 20C.

    I have been looking at the Beuchat Med C-Zip and where they are stocked - and that is the...
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