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    https://www.theradicalparty.uk/legal-status

    https://www.theradicalparty.uk/legal-status
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    Aren't all political parties also limited...

    Aren't all political parties also limited companies?
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    Alternative would be Lanzarotte.

    Alternative would be Lanzarotte.
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    https://e3.365dm.com/19/11/1600x900/remembrance-su...

    https://e3.365dm.com/19/11/1600x900/remembrance-sunday-queen-tear_4832313.jpg
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    Did you read the comments?

    Did you read the comments?
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    Mass murder in Guernsey! ...

    Mass murder in Guernsey!

    https://guernseypress.com/news/2019/11/11/bucket-of-dead-chicks-found-in-car-park/
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    I came home from the pub really drunk last night....

    I came home from the pub really drunk last night.

    As I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa, my wife looked at me and said, "Can't you just go out and have a couple of drinks?"...
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    I cut off all my fingers today in a chainsaw...

    I cut off all my fingers today in a chainsaw accident.

    The doctor at hospital said "Did you bring them with you so we can sew them back on?"

    I said "No I couldn't pick them up."
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    Black tarmac and red tarmac were sitting in the...

    Black tarmac and red tarmac were sitting in the pub having a drink.

    Black tarmac says "who do you think is the hardest?"

    Red tarmac replies "I'm harder than you, I have buses on me all day...
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    Managed to go diving this morning after many...

    Managed to go diving this morning after many aborted attempts over the last few months. Strong winds, rough seas and stair rods but did half an hour between 12 and 6 metres for 42 scallops.

    A...
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    Sunshine and showers means rainbows galore, but...

    Sunshine and showers means rainbows galore, but who wants to dig for the pot of gold?
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    Saying, "I'm sorry" and, "I apologise" mean the...

    Saying, "I'm sorry" and, "I apologise" mean the same thing...

    Unless you're at a funeral.
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    If you must buy a snorkel, get a foldable...

    If you must buy a snorkel, get a foldable silicone one so that you can put it in your pocket when your training is completed.
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    These trick or treaters seem to get earlier...

    These trick or treaters seem to get earlier
    older & cheekier every year...
    just had two at the door now asking for money!!

    Costumes were really good though,
    They were dressed as bailiffs!!
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    Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee....

    Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.

    Astronaut 2: In space no one can. Here, use cream.
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    Just thought I'd nip over to my Nan's, and fair...

    Just thought I'd nip over to my Nan's, and fair play to her, at 97, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and live insects in the windows and a skeleton on the sofa.

    She always makes a...
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    All of my vehicle clocks are kept on GMT. The...

    All of my vehicle clocks are kept on GMT. The local tide tables are published in GMT so saves thinking about adding an hour in summer.
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    A new dive site? ...

    A new dive site?

    https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-northern-ireland-50154273
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    https://scontent.fgci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75...

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    I only hear from mine when they want something,...

    I only hear from mine when they want something, usually a plumbing problem that they want fixed for free.
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    Bit sad people are letting off fireworks in the...

    Bit sad people are letting off fireworks in the middle of October...Its that bad, my cat just ran and hid under the Christmas tree.
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    Jeremy Paxman won't eat yeast extract but Andrew...

    Jeremy Paxman won't eat yeast extract but Andrew Marr might.
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    Recently a man was killed by a crocodile on his...

    Recently a man was killed by a crocodile on his Australian honeymoon. The Police said he didn't suffer for long - he was only married for 10 days ....
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    Forget mixing your own concrete, ready mix is the...

    Forget mixing your own concrete, ready mix is the way to go.
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    GCSE: Cross-curricular studies for teenagers ...

    GCSE: Cross-curricular studies for teenagers

    Time allowed: 1 hour 45 minutes

    Please show your workings.

    Mathematics

    1. Three people live in a house. All of those people are over the age...
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