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    I have seen a couple of Amazon truck go past...

    I have seen a couple of Amazon truck go past today.
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    I like the way my beard gets little curly bits....

    I like the way my beard gets little curly bits.
    Are you isolating yourself at work? Living in fibre glass luxury?
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    My new incinerator from Aldi is great fun. You...

    My new incinerator from Aldi is great fun.
    You fill it with cardboard, garden waste etc, pour petrol over it, put the lid on, drop a lighted match through the chimney and see how high/ far the lid...
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    Aaargh, that be the loife in rural Suffolk. My...

    Aaargh, that be the loife in rural Suffolk. My grandad bilt that 'ouse. Made the poo 'iself ee did.
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    Ah! You must have read my best seller. 1001...

    Ah! You must have read my best seller.

    1001 excuses for not doing chores.
    Available from all imaginary booksellers.

    Including all the greats like:
    "Don't cut the grass too soon in the year,...
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    Forget bagpipes, that brickwork needs pointing.

    Forget bagpipes, that brickwork needs pointing.
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    A three minute walk will take me onto farmland...

    A three minute walk will take me onto farmland criss-crossed with public rights of way. I could spent a whole day out there with my camera and probably not see a single person. Would I be wrong to...
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    Yes tensions are high and will get higher. And...

    Yes tensions are high and will get higher. And you are thinking of bringing more bagpipes into the world................:think:
    I can just imagine the news."And the local police chief said the...
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    Aren't the population of the UK suffering enough!...

    Aren't the population of the UK suffering enough! :)
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    You seems like someone who knows what they are...

    You seems like someone who knows what they are talking about. Is this the moment when you come out? Don't be ashamed, you are amongst friends here.
    No one will judge you. There are lots like you...
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    Was it the bonzo dog do dah band who had one? ...

    Was it the bonzo dog do dah band who had one?

    I buy crown caps by the hundreds for the home brew. I have a broom handle, and a boot. All I need is a big spring.
    Things to do when I get bored...
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    Usually it is times of war that sees a boost in...

    Usually it is times of war that sees a boost in technology and inventions. Perhaps this is a sort of warfare.
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    Moving the furniture around to reach the places...

    Moving the furniture around to reach the places that time forgot. I have found eight beer bottle tops so far!
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    The offspring of Pigpen and Lucy? That would...

    The offspring of Pigpen and Lucy? That would explain a lot. :)
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    It would not have been a him. We don't notice...

    It would not have been a him. We don't notice things like dust.

    One of my favourite quotes.

    "There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any...
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    I am actually doing some housework! Apparently...

    I am actually doing some housework! Apparently my wooden shelves and cupboards are a light brown colour, not grey as I had thought.
    Good news though, I suspected the TV screen was on the blink...
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    I would, personally, prefer to be treated by some...

    I would, personally, prefer to be treated by some one like your OH rather than not be treated at all, and hang the paperwork, but I suppose there will always be some jerk who will file a complaint if...
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    That's about normal temperature, so nothing to...

    That's about normal temperature, so nothing to worry about. :)
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    Following that thought. If this virus wiped out...

    Following that thought. If this virus wiped out all the humans on the world, apart from the odd nuclear reactor meltdown, life would just carry on. In a thousand years we will have been forgotten...
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    As I have extra time now, I am making bread on an...

    As I have extra time now, I am making bread on an almost daily basis. Just in case there is a shortage of yeast, I am following the old fashioned method of keeping a chunk of dough aside to start...
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    Try this. It looks, cooks and tastes like...

    Try this.

    It looks, cooks and tastes like bacon but does not keep the same. Much lower salt content and no nitrates/nitrites.

    Overnight “Bacon.” ...
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    You can eat wild boar but I don't want them in...

    You can eat wild boar but I don't want them in the garden. :)
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    If that is the case, perhaps some of the...

    If that is the case, perhaps some of the population will have some immunity. Hopefully Caz is one of them.

    Arranging your house so that you can help others. Beggers belief how great some people...
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    I got them too but they stay in the garden.

    I got them too but they stay in the garden.
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    Todays home made bread will be pumpernickel.

    Todays home made bread will be pumpernickel.
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