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    I have just taken delivery of a tortilla press. ...

    I have just taken delivery of a tortilla press. Three reasons for buying one. 1. I can now make ones with maize flour. 2. I don't have to buy packs that I never use up and 3. It was shiny.
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    70+ years old and he is complaining about a chick...

    70+ years old and he is complaining about a chick shortage! What a man! :)
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    " If something can go wrong, it probably will. ...

    " If something can go wrong, it probably will. The greater the inconvenience potential, the higher the probability." :)
  4. Thread: Beer!

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    Nefarious means could also include freezing....

    Nefarious means could also include freezing. https://boozemakers.com/freeze-distillation-make-liquor-without-still/
    Safer and legal. I am sure Jay would not do anything illegal. :rolleyes:
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    I remember Delia suggesting that left over wine...

    I remember Delia suggesting that left over wine can be frozen in ice cube trays to be used later for cooking.
    Get real lady! Left over wine? The only thing left over is an empty bottle and maybe a...
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    Wassat? Posh scratchings?

    Wassat? Posh scratchings?
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    "What they'll do then, over the next few months,...

    "What they'll do then, over the next few months, is gradually increase the temperature of the turtle and, fingers crossed, he stays alive."

    If not, increase the temperature a bit more, add some...
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    Too many ladies and gentlemen on here. PETE,...

    Too many ladies and gentlemen on here.

    PETE, GET YOUR ARSE INTO GEAR!!!
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    You seem to know a bit about...

    You seem to know a bit about this....................
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    On-line recipes that think a video is needed. If...

    On-line recipes that think a video is needed.
    If I need to be shown how to put flour into a bowl, I am not suited to be let into a kitchen with sharp objects and hot things!
  11. Thread: Beer!

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    Store it an see if it improves, blend it with...

    Store it an see if it improves, blend it with something else or use it for cooking.
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    Since retiring, I sleep like a baby. Last night...

    Since retiring, I sleep like a baby. Last night I sh!t myself once, pissed myself twice and woke up screaming.
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    I know someone who made a press out of left over...

    I know someone who made a press out of left over bits of kitchen counter and a bottle jack. Or you can rent one from The Happy Brewer in Roxton.
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    I have just bottled the second batch of cider...

    I have just bottled the second batch of cider made from cartons of apple juice, as suggested by Noggin.
    Both are a little less appely and more acidic than I would like but I have found that a splash...
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    I have been drinking now for some months. Very...

    I have been drinking now for some months. Very palatable.
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    Of course not, for that you need a lightning...

    Of course not, for that you need a lightning conductor and an Igor.
    Even then, turning them off and back on again renders the person part unviable. You end up with a revenging monster instead....
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    No. They don't start hearts.

    No. They don't start hearts.
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    I always thought the ultimate in tech work was...

    I always thought the ultimate in tech work was turning it off and back on again!
    By the way, this does not work with people.
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    Glad to be of help. :) I believe nano-gremlins...

    Glad to be of help. :) I believe nano-gremlins like to put their tents up on the contacts because they are nice and flat.
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    Strangely, that seems to have worked. My sort of...

    Strangely, that seems to have worked. My sort of technology. Simple.
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    The virgin website suggests I take the sim card...

    The virgin website suggests I take the sim card out and rub the contacts...............
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    For some reason my phone seems to be receiving up...

    For some reason my phone seems to be receiving up to three days text messages all at one go when I turn it on in the morning. Why they are not coming through before that, who knows.
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    As I took four builders bags of garden waste to...

    As I took four builders bags of garden waste to the tip yesterday and used up one of my six yearly allowances, I will probably be joining them in the near future. :(
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    A good idea. Make sure the view from your manor...

    A good idea. Make sure the view from your manor house is not spoilt by the sight of poor people.
    A better way than just kicking all the peasants off your land.
    There was some rich bu@@er in...
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    Just had my covid booster. Usual quick...

    Just had my covid booster. Usual quick efficiency from the staff. Just waiting to see if any side effects kick in. It was a different brand to my first two, don't know if that will make a...
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