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    What's the difference between a camera and a...

    What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

    A camera takes photos and a sock takes five.
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    Hardly worth bothering at all.

    Hardly worth bothering at all.
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    Sticky: I live about 100m inland of this. ...

    I live about 100m inland of this.


    https://youtu.be/U5IMRuVl4iU
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    One penny, pence is plural.

    One penny, pence is plural.
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    ftfy

    ftfy
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    https://scontent.fgci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/83...

    https://scontent.fgci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/83440186_2634658203270042_970488052835155968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ohc=XRyF2wldG2MAX_d8c9O&_nc_ht=scontent.fgci1-1.fna&oh=fcd86c757793f8c9eaa35c7252352e...
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    A couple took their son on a camping trip and in...

    A couple took their son on a camping trip and in the room they were staying in, there was only one bunk bed. The couple decided to lay on the top bunk and when they were about to have sex they made...
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    Sounds reasonable.

    Sounds reasonable.
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    Did you account for remaining gas at the surface?

    Did you account for remaining gas at the surface?
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    Liverpool once tried to get Yul Brynner to...

    Liverpool once tried to get Yul Brynner to advertise their aftershave......

    But Yul never wore cologne
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    You would be better off getting your drysuit, we...

    You would be better off getting your drysuit, we dive right through the year.
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    The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,...

    The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s even more stupid.
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    My Auntie Marge has been unwell for ages, I Can't...

    My Auntie Marge has been unwell for ages, I Can't Believe She's Not Better.
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    Yes, put it on a bed of quartered onions and...

    Yes, put it on a bed of quartered onions and chunky root vegetables, pour in half a pint of stock and half a pint of cider. Score and season the skin, 200C for 30 minutes then 140C for 4 hours.
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    These are fishermen, would have a cable tie...

    These are fishermen, would have a cable tie around it within weeks.
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    The fat has to be well rendered, so long and...

    The fat has to be well rendered, so long and slow, 4-5 hours at 140C
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    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/09/video/iran-plan...

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/09/video/iran-plane-missile.html
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51055...

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51055219
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    "I have a 1,760 yard long paddy field." Said the...

    "I have a 1,760 yard long paddy field." Said the man with a wry smile.
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    Was the 737 collateral damage?

    Was the 737 collateral damage?
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    Note: that's Septic grammar so may not be the...

    Note: that's Septic grammar so may not be the same in English.
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    Last night, I gave my wife a medieval battle...

    Last night, I gave my wife a medieval battle uniform to polish whilst I went to the pub.

    She always said that she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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    No naked virgins?

    No naked virgins?
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    :puke:shake::blush::swear::OMG: You showed...

    :puke:shake::blush::swear::OMG:

    You showed those pictures to a 10 year old?
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    Prince Charles has just arrived in Iran. ...

    Prince Charles has just arrived in Iran.

    "Where's the Shah?", he asked.

    "We got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide.

    "Oh, in that case, one will have a barth."
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