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    We will find out in six weeks.

    We will find out in six weeks.
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    Not opposed to the idea, However:-……… ...

    Not opposed to the idea, However:-………

    Nationalised industry is an anathema to the right, and seen as a job creation scheme by the left, while those employed by said organisation generally have an...
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    Candles?

    Candles?
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    I was skiing in Chamonix in March, took the wife...

    I was skiing in Chamonix in March, took the wife and children back there to see the glaciers in July.

    My campaign to get my 8 and 2 year old on skis next season has already started.
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    The ski resort transfer coaches used to stop...

    The ski resort transfer coaches used to stop there to kill time on transfer day, to avoid the traffic on the road from Moutiers to Bourg St Maurice and into the ski resorts (prone to 40Km tailbacks...
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    Thought it was called Lac d Cygny (swan lake)??

    Thought it was called Lac d Cygny (swan lake)??
  7. Link being in a new pop up tab?? Wife has...

    Link being in a new pop up tab??


    Wife has been cursing this "feature" for a couple of weeks.
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    I will worry when shipping containers get...

    I will worry when shipping containers get religion, and start quoting Genesis ch1,v1.
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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=soylent+meal+replacem...

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=soylent+meal+replacement+drink&crid=LAB0M8OG4ZON&sprefix=soylent+%2Caps%2C147&ref=nb_sb_ss_i_9_8
  10. Thread: Joke of the day

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    Apparently solitary birds, I had a family group...

    Apparently solitary birds, I had a family group of four on the back lawn a couple of years ago.
    I had never seen a Jay until I moved to this place ten years ago; and I have always lived backing on...
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    PhD in working things out rather than a PhD in...

    PhD in working things out rather than a PhD in making things up you mean?

    Do you want to give Minford any more credit?
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    What was the previous renewal date on the...

    What was the previous renewal date on the license, or was that specific to the classification?
  14. Medium rare, side of mushrooms, Kale, and eggs;...

    Medium rare, side of mushrooms, Kale, and eggs; Keto friendly as well.
  15. I think I had a piece of its dad last night.

    I think I had a piece of its dad last night.
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    Ours they used to go in a container away from the...

    Ours they used to go in a container away from the cctv and smash the transformers up to get the copper wire out for "pocket money".
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    My 20litre ultrasonic bath stopped working....

    My 20litre ultrasonic bath stopped working.
    There were several large pops, bangs and blue flashes to herald its demise.
    I was standing over it when this display started.
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    Just re-number the lanes, instead of 1,2,3,4 (for...

    Just re-number the lanes, instead of 1,2,3,4 (for the M245), start at 4,3,2,1.
    As everyone drives in lane 3,4 anyway.

    or label 1 as "fast", and 3,4 as "knob ends only"
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    I have a bottle of House of Commons Scotch at...

    I have a bottle of House of Commons Scotch at home, courtesy of the God Daughter from a few Christmas back.
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    This is so me, There are three clocks in the...

    This is so me, There are three clocks in the kitchen: They never agree for more than a day.
    Two clocks in the bedroom, both DAB radios; mine is currently 14minutes fast, it never holds time.
    If I...
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    My parents went to a funeral, the Vicar got the...

    My parents went to a funeral, the Vicar got the deceased`s name wrong three times during the eulogy.

    I doubt much genuinely surprises the undertakers anymore.
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    They have been using converted container as...

    They have been using converted container as accommodation for homeless locally, there was a bit of a fuss about them not being suitable.
    I did comment to someone that in Iraq/Afgan, they were...
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    Looking at an ST1300 tomorrow.

    Looking at an ST1300 tomorrow.
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    Mirrors are opposite.

    Mirrors are opposite.
  25. Thread: Joke of the day

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    Sacked from his apprenticeship for failing the...

    Sacked from his apprenticeship for failing the college course, sacked by Kwik-Fit for the wheel fell off incident, sacked from another garage for blowing up the ECU on a 405, worked as a motorcycle...
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