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I thought Milton Keynes was a city already.

Both the same speed.

No, but I have "May contain nuts." tattooed on my scrotum, just in case. :)

Yes I did know that. I have watched it being made.
However, I wonder how quickly it would move if you dropped it in the shower.

When I did a short stint as a yard foreman with a scaffolding company, I had to do a training course on how to use a saw. Not a chainsaw, not a power saw, but a bog standard hand held rip saw! I...

ftfy

Get well soon. Try and resist the temptation to dismantle the hospital equipment :)

Those chickens are apparently "auto sexing." I don't know what that means and I did not dare ask! I was in Norfolk, after all.

I have found broken hazel nut shells in my garden. No idea where the nearest tree is. Could have come from a supermarket though.

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"Look Deidre, that nice man in the campervan has put some seed out for us."
"Do you mean that man with the campervan and portable barbeque?"

I think you are supposed to call it long pig.

Is that your usual cure-all? Sex and plenty of it!

There is a guy down the pub who can supply a passports in 12 hours. :)

I have just spent a few days on the east coast and spotted this:-

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The coat of arms for Great Yarmouth, an...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprQ295dxVw

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Where would we be without it.

Now you're getting really technical. You will be expecting me to understand velcro next.

No, that is impact engineering. A different subject altogether.

If it moves and it shouldn't - Duct tape.
If it does not move and should - WD40

Lesson completed.

You are all now advanced engineers, please send £50 each for a full colour certificate.

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As Neilwood says, energy loss can differ. Think about keeping warm between dives and keeping your energy stocked up with food.

And one of those was this.

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Terry Pratchett explains to origins of gods very nicely in "Small gods."

No-one will laugh. The silliest question is the one you don't ask.
Best if you tell us what type of diving you are planning on.

I will give you a toot if I drive past your house. :)