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    I thought Milton Keynes was a city already.

    I thought Milton Keynes was a city already.
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    Both the same speed.

    Both the same speed.
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    No, but I have "May contain nuts." tattooed on my...

    No, but I have "May contain nuts." tattooed on my scrotum, just in case. :)
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    Yes I did know that. I have watched it being...

    Yes I did know that. I have watched it being made.
    However, I wonder how quickly it would move if you dropped it in the shower.
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    When I did a short stint as a yard foreman with a...

    When I did a short stint as a yard foreman with a scaffolding company, I had to do a training course on how to use a saw. Not a chainsaw, not a power saw, but a bog standard hand held rip saw! I...
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    ftfy

    ftfy
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    Get well soon. Try and resist the temptation to...

    Get well soon. Try and resist the temptation to dismantle the hospital equipment :)
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    Those chickens are apparently "auto sexing." I...

    Those chickens are apparently "auto sexing." I don't know what that means and I did not dare ask! I was in Norfolk, after all.
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    I have found broken hazel nut shells in my...

    I have found broken hazel nut shells in my garden. No idea where the nearest tree is. Could have come from a supermarket though.
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    https://i.postimg.cc/Mphc2F3N/IMG-6962.jpg...

    https://i.postimg.cc/Mphc2F3N/IMG-6962.jpg

    "Look Deidre, that nice man in the campervan has put some seed out for us."
    "Do you mean that man with the campervan and portable barbeque?"
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    I think you are supposed to call it long pig.

    I think you are supposed to call it long pig.
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    Is that your usual cure-all? Sex and plenty of...

    Is that your usual cure-all? Sex and plenty of it!
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    There is a guy down the pub who can supply a...

    There is a guy down the pub who can supply a passports in 12 hours. :)
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    I have just spent a few days on the east coast...

    I have just spent a few days on the east coast and spotted this:-

    https://i.postimg.cc/NFkdHXS7/Coat-of-arms-of-Great-Yarmouth-Borough-Council-svg.png

    The coat of arms for Great Yarmouth, an...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprQ295dxVw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprQ295dxVw
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    https://i.postimg.cc/6pTZtMZH/5720.jpg...

    https://i.postimg.cc/6pTZtMZH/5720.jpg

    Where would we be without it.
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    Now you're getting really technical. You will be...

    Now you're getting really technical. You will be expecting me to understand velcro next.
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    No, that is impact engineering. A different...

    No, that is impact engineering. A different subject altogether.
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    If it moves and it shouldn't - Duct tape. If it...

    If it moves and it shouldn't - Duct tape.
    If it does not move and should - WD40

    Lesson completed.

    You are all now advanced engineers, please send 50 each for a full colour certificate.
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    https://i.postimg.cc/vZdyzDhb/abe-simpson-metric.j...

    https://i.postimg.cc/vZdyzDhb/abe-simpson-metric.jpg
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    As Neilwood says, energy loss can differ. Think...

    As Neilwood says, energy loss can differ. Think about keeping warm between dives and keeping your energy stocked up with food.
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    And one of those was this. ...

    And one of those was this.

    https://i.postimg.cc/prwSSnDP/images.jpg
  23. Terry Pratchett explains to origins of gods very...

    Terry Pratchett explains to origins of gods very nicely in "Small gods."
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    No-one will laugh. The silliest question is the...

    No-one will laugh. The silliest question is the one you don't ask.
    Best if you tell us what type of diving you are planning on.
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    I will give you a toot if I drive past your...

    I will give you a toot if I drive past your house. :)
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