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    Ours have gone through the dishwasher and been...

    Ours have gone through the dishwasher and been hand washed, nothing seems to get rid of all the 'nutrients', especially in the lid
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    So do I, he uses the bottle to avoid wearing it...

    So do I, he uses the bottle to avoid wearing it while driving
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    No help at all, but how do you keep those bottles...

    No help at all, but how do you keep those bottles clean? Rob has squash in his and it grows mould as soon as you take your eye off it for a second.
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    Rob was in a heroic mood and offered to make...

    Rob was in a heroic mood and offered to make lunch. It was soup with rolls. Mine was lentil and very nice, he said he didn't really want to eat his as it tasted funny. I offered to swap and had a...
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    I know it's the kind of thing child abusers say,...

    I know it's the kind of thing child abusers say, but the cat took a flying leap off the arm of the sofa today and head butted my fist hard enough to leave himself confused for a bit. He wasn't very...
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    Girl.

    Girl.
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    Sounds like a coverall bollocks to save thinking

    Sounds like a coverall bollocks to save thinking
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    You're starting the bowel prep 6 days before the...

    You're starting the bowel prep 6 days before the colonoscopy? That seems a little previous? It's still horrible, just differently so.
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    Generally speaking, poverty is the cause of...

    Generally speaking, poverty is the cause of social renting, not the effect. What percentage of homeless people are in relative poverty?
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    Stop harshing my buzz man! I dunno, but they were...

    Stop harshing my buzz man! I dunno, but they were able to see the right bit yesterday during the ordinary one, but only in one 2D plain.
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    Nope, now it's on the outside just like the...

    Nope, now it's on the outside just like the normal one.
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    My Dad used to do that when he was drunk and my...

    My Dad used to do that when he was drunk and my sister and I had to pop it back in
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    Sorry, yes, very good news!

    Sorry, yes, very good news!
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    Who knew the 'twighlight zone' started at 30m?

    Who knew the 'twighlight zone' started at 30m?
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    Weirdly, we've had a sudden reverse of fortunes -...

    Weirdly, we've had a sudden reverse of fortunes - there was a puck of creosotey muck wedged in the little chimney for the wood stove, a blown fuse has been discovered quite by chance in the guts of...
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    I've just come back from an exciting round of...

    I've just come back from an exciting round of hospital appts in different towns for the same cardiology unit which culminated in the doctor telling me I was the first person ever to ask him for a...
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    Something has fallen down the chimney just after...

    Something has fallen down the chimney just after we swept it, so we decided to use the central heating for a bit while we got up the enthusiasm to take the wood burner apart and do it all again. The...
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-6004...

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-60043132
    Jesus.
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    Guess who just tried to throw themselves out of...

    Guess who just tried to throw themselves out of an open upstairs window while standing on a chair to clean mould off the ceiling and was only saved by catching her hair in the old curtain hooks? That...
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    Who needs a drain pipe attached to the bath...

    Who needs a drain pipe attached to the bath overflow when lots of screwed up newspaper is available?
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    We live in cardboard box in't middle of road. Our...

    We live in cardboard box in't middle of road. Our house is roughly 400 years old and some idiot put concrete render all over the outside in the 1980s. Sometimes bits of it shear off. Somebody also...
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    They're feral here and roam round the countryside...

    They're feral here and roam round the countryside in flocks of 10-20, it can be a shock to meet them on the roads.
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    If it makes you feel any better, we carried a tv...

    If it makes you feel any better, we carried a tv upstairs to stop me walking into it all the time and discovered that the landing was covered in black mould. Some time up a ladder later, 2 flat roofs...
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    We've met her, she's frighteningly blank.

    We've met her, she's frighteningly blank.
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    I can't be bothered to start a new thread for an...

    I can't be bothered to start a new thread for an old film. Finally watched St Elmo's Fire last night, having been slightly too young when it came out. I really liked the Breakfast Club when I finally...
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