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    He lived 116 years? :s:

    He lived 116 years? :s:
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    Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for...

    Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.

    He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate...
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    I joined Milton Keynes Club as an Advanced Diver...

    I joined Milton Keynes Club as an Advanced Diver / Open Water Instructor. I was asked (and didn't mind) doing a 15m checkout dive with the club. Once they had seen me put the kit together and have a...
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    When I was Training Officer at Milton Keynes, we...

    When I was Training Officer at Milton Keynes, we had such a member. Joined as a Sports Diver, the absolute minimum number of dives (and all with the same South Coast dive school) to achieve it (and...
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    I don't have Virgin Media but my father does (and...

    I don't have Virgin Media but my father does (and has had since it was NTL, then Cable and Wireless)
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    That's why I had one - went to the US, nine...

    That's why I had one - went to the US, nine trips, nine different cities, never asked to show it (whereas the pink "credit card", asked for every time by the car hire firms. I showed them the IDP...
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    Mine has just expired and states "Convention on...

    Mine has just expired and states "Convention on Road Traffic of 19 September 1949" on the front cover. I didn't ask for a specific date, nor was I asked where I was going.
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    Give Dr Malik my regards - he fixed my PFO in...

    Give Dr Malik my regards - he fixed my PFO in 2007! (assuming the same Dr Malik). Also referred by Oli Firth...
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    At a wedding ceremony, a shy priest greets the...

    At a wedding ceremony, a shy priest greets the wedding guests into the Chapel. He's very nervous and doesn't say much...

    As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best...
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    Two illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert...

    Two illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis...
  11. Thread: BSAC Nitrox 7

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    Tel On the money. But the exam question was...

    Tel

    On the money.

    But the exam question was "given a choice of air or an unknown* mix less than 36%". In an ideal world go for the highest mix allowed by EAD. In a non ideal world go for the...
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    This (for me and after 30+ years diving under...

    This (for me and after 30+ years diving under BSAC, and only under BSAC) was where i started to lose interest in HQ

    I can think of no (none, zero) circumstances under which an OD would be safer...
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    I've long hung up my Nitrox teaching fins but I...

    I've long hung up my Nitrox teaching fins but I remember a long and heated discussion with HQ on this topic: -

    Me "So an OD can dive up to 36%, right"

    HQ "No, they can dive 32% or 36% but not...
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    Patrick fancied becoming a priest. Kevin his...

    Patrick fancied becoming a priest.

    Kevin his mate told him that at the interview the head priest would ask him a couple of simple questions. First he'll ask yer where Jesus was born and who was...
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    That's nice of them.

    That's nice of them.
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    I wonder if enough people deliberately go the...

    I wonder if enough people deliberately go the "wrong way" whether the algorithm will assume it's right?

    As in enough people enter A and C as the two end points, then at B go "wow - the coast road...
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    What niggles (at least for the 999 scenario) is...

    What niggles (at least for the 999 scenario) is that BT, together with the Blue Light operators developed a system four years ago called AML (Advanced Mobile Location) that does all of this without...
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    "Charges start from and end at the time stated on...

    "Charges start from and end at the time stated on the invoice. Contrary to what you the customer might think, empty pen's are charged at five times the hourly rate (rounded up to the nearest hour) of...
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    Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a...

    Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

    A. One’s very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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    We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place...

    We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them). I went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that? Has...
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    Bought a few items online from a firm in...

    Bought a few items online from a firm in Leicester on Tuesday - total cost around 45, total weight around 300g. If all packed together would make one parcel approx 1m x 8cm x 5cm

    Email Thu -...
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    A customer asked In what aisle could I find the...

    A customer asked In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?

    The assistant asks Are you Irish?

    The man, clearly offended says, Yes, I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had...
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    Hopefully they will sort. Don't listen to any...

    Hopefully they will sort.

    Don't listen to any "we gave it back to BT" - numbers which are released are put in a "do not use" pool for three to six months before ANYONE can re-issue them (apart...
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    Or is it a comment regarding the potential...

    Or is it a comment regarding the potential consequences of leaving an organisation which imposes it's own rules from the far distance of Brussels by those who object to an organisation which imposes...
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    Would you like 2 x 30 shilling notes or a 15 and...

    Would you like 2 x 30 shilling notes or a 15 and a 45?
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