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  1. Thread: TV

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    Don't be coy Finless. Pantie liners for men ...

    Don't be coy Finless.
    Pantie liners for men

    Dammit when they nuked my prostate I was damn near incontinent for weeks and got through boxes of Level 3s.
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    Let her scritch out the last few white tufts and...

    Let her scritch out the last few white tufts and she'll be all pretty again.
    It's been a bad moult this year.
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    I just discovered that this funny...

    <head banging>
    I just discovered that this funny python programming language I suddenly need to fix something in has a serious GOTCHA for an old C/C++ buffer like me
    An assignment does not return a...
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    Smartwatches.... I got one free with a mobile...

    Smartwatches....
    I got one free with a mobile phone replacement and I think that was Samsung unloading dead stock.
    As notdeadyet says it has functions that make no sense on a watch.
    It is mostly...
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    Oh my... The door to Sally's little house was...

    Oh my...
    The door to Sally's little house was getting all stiff as the timber weathers in.
    So I took it off and sawed a slice off the bottom and a slice of the bottom batten so nothing scrapes any...
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    All diets do that. Sadly. Initial weight loss...

    All diets do that.
    Sadly.
    Initial weight loss is burning glucose from glucosamine stores but every gram of glucose used releases about 5gms of water.
    It gets real after the spare glucosamine has...
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    Didn't I tell you to buy the S1000RR? 8)

    Didn't I tell you to buy the S1000RR? 8)
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    I bought a PIR detector on Ebay. I have the...

    I bought a PIR detector on Ebay.
    I have the receiver in my cargo pocket.

    For some reason, even with a notice, delivery drivers insist on walking up the path and tapping on the door.

    So I open...
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    "Sorry. No. That's stupid."

    "Sorry. No. That's stupid."
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    The words are "Change sharing options for...

    The words are
    "Change sharing options for different network profiles"
    then
    "Private" and "Guest or Public"
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    Normally stuff like that is just 'no shares...

    Normally stuff like that is just 'no shares being set up yet'.
    If windows beware the Local/Public restriction sets. It's easy to fix the wrong one.
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    Very worried. Try real exercise rather than...

    Very worried.

    Try real exercise rather than the placebo.
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    I did it once. It wasn't hard so I assumed it...

    I did it once.
    It wasn't hard so I assumed it was just there to make it look like membership was 'elite'.
    The shapes and patterns bit was rather fun but the verbal reasoning part just got boring...
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    Are they still measuring that in meters? (of...

    Are they still measuring that in meters?

    (of punched tape)

    asking as an ex-Hitachi Seiki programmer
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    It's far worse than that. What could happen if...

    It's far worse than that.
    What could happen if they were allowed to bring on a bottle of water that was not purchased in the 'Airside' shops?

    What really amused me was a flight to Iceland where...
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    http://www.nigelhewitt.co.uk/stuff/belgan2.jpg ...

    http://www.nigelhewitt.co.uk/stuff/belgan2.jpg

    OK so the barrel is about a century out of test so it would be a foolhardy idiot that put a ball in it...
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    Sally's trying to do that too... Moulting...

    Sally's trying to do that too...

    Moulting looks seriously uncomfortable and she's as scruffy as they come.

    Still, in the wild this is where the majority of deaths occur as the need to hunt to...
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    When my wife died I passed her sewing machine on...

    When my wife died I passed her sewing machine on to our daughter.
    Like I was never going to need it.

    It took two years.
    I have a nice sewing machine now with cool gadgets.
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    I have a water meter so I have no worries about...

    I have a water meter so I have no worries about getting the hose out because I'm paying for it so it's my call.
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    I make no secret of the fact that I'm...

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    I make no secret of the fact that I'm a bit of a PowerShell fanboy
    You can do anything on a PC with PS but...
    ...even I have to admit that 'there is always another gotcha'
    just when...
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    ROTFL Don't hold your breath. The one thing...

    ROTFL
    Don't hold your breath.
    The one thing about members of a cult is that they hate members
    of slight variants of their beliefs far more then unbelievers.
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    Stroke it and whisper comforting things in its...

    Stroke it and whisper comforting things in its ear.
    Works with the cat.
    (It doesn't but the cat knows it hasn't figured the tin opener yet so your life will be spared for now)

    That would...
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    Dammnit why do I always have to overdo things? ...

    Dammnit why do I always have to overdo things?

    The Prostate is about 30gms, say 20cc or less when it's on code. About the size of a walnut.
    Enlarged it is 30 to 50 and squeezes the urethea (the...
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    Oops. My fumble.

    Oops. My fumble.
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    Newtons is force, Kilograms is weight Get your...

    Newtons is force, Kilograms is weight
    Get your act together.

    Since Imperial's unit of mass is the slug why are you using pounds?
    (not kidding, look it up)
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