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  1. Come on people, let have some entries.

    Come on people, let have some entries.
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    Someone did warn me to keep moving if they are...

    Someone did warn me to keep moving if they are ever doing a stocktake.
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    I really am one of the retired classes now. I...

    I really am one of the retired classes now. I have just joined English Heritage.
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    Oh, you cynical people. Those poor, hard working...

    Oh, you cynical people. Those poor, hard working politicians, giving up their time to help out the normal people. Never once thinking of rewards for themselves..
    I did not think I could type that...
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    I don't know how you spot most of these things....

    I don't know how you spot most of these things. You must have eyes like that dwarf.
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    I thought for a moment that you were talking...

    I thought for a moment that you were talking about the view of Dawns wetsuit with the bum holes.
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    This week, I had a brunch meal of Eggs Benedict,...

    This week, I had a brunch meal of Eggs Benedict, in a Chinese restaurant, in a foreign country (Wales.) How cosmopolitan is that.
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    Perhaps you should have a look at your...

    Perhaps you should have a look at your advertising. Get rid of the bit that says "Mad old ladies and fuckwits welcome."
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    Amen to that. Give me six. :)

    Amen to that. Give me six. :)
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    It is so easy to take the mickey out of old...

    It is so easy to take the mickey out of old people.
    "One day, like you, I was. One day, like me, you will be."
    :)
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    No, that is why I like this crossword, the clues...

    No, that is why I like this crossword, the clues are much simpler than that. :)
    I can't even manage "Why did you come into this room in the first place."
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    Online saga magazine. I don't read it but I like...

    Online saga magazine. I don't read it but I like the codeword and cross word. Same with the guardian.
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    Saga crossword today, 19 across, "Girl with the...

    Saga crossword today, 19 across, "Girl with the same parents as you."
    That could cause some problems in Norfolk.
    Girlfriend?
    Wife?
    :)
  14. Poll: Thank you, and to all who voted.

    Thank you, and to all who voted.
  15. Nov 2022 Non-diving photo comp- Noise.

    That's right. For a purely visual concept, I have chosen noise. As usual, I am not putting examples here as I would like you to think out of the box and I don't want to give pre-conceived ideas....
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    I have been working on my campervan. Laying on...

    I have been working on my campervan. Laying on my back, squirming around doing welding. Each day, little bits of body say "Hey, remember us? You have not used us in a long time and now we are...
  17. Poll: I was taught to be patient and not grab...

    I was taught to be patient and not grab things..............
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    Lots of guys hanging around in...

    Lots of guys hanging around in carparks..............
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    Thanks for that, not far from where I am staying....

    Thanks for that, not far from where I am staying. Fish as well, mmmmm.
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    As long as the boar is not hurt. :)

    As long as the boar is not hurt. :)
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    I'm with you on this but they are big tough...

    I'm with you on this but they are big tough animals and I am not sure how you could kill one without some sort of weapons licence.
    Perhaps our new king could emulate his ancestors and get on a...
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    Sounds like a good idea. Could it be used to...

    Sounds like a good idea. Could it be used to keep wild boar out of the villages in the forest of dean?
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    I like their crossword.

    I like their crossword.
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    I have done the same this year. Mot ran out a...

    I have done the same this year. Mot ran out a week ago. It's now jacked up waiting for my local shop to get some parts.
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    I can remember needing a three way valve for a...

    I can remember needing a three way valve for a washing machine. The manufacturers said OOS but a google search showed the same part was used by many brands and loads of models. It is not feasible...
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