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    Forget mixing your own concrete, ready mix is the...

    Forget mixing your own concrete, ready mix is the way to go.
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    GCSE: Cross-curricular studies for teenagers ...

    GCSE: Cross-curricular studies for teenagers

    Time allowed: 1 hour 45 minutes

    Please show your workings.

    Mathematics

    1. Three people live in a house. All of those people are over the age...
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    Beckham's son turned up to training at Old...

    Beckham's son turned up to training at Old Trafford this morning, for the youth squad.
    A few of the other lads were asking him what number shirt he would be wearing.

    He approached the team coach...
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    Stop sitting on the fence.

    Stop sitting on the fence.
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    Sticky: https://www.facebook.com/422344634478509/posts/261...

    https://www.facebook.com/422344634478509/posts/2610555805657370/
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    I've never really got over being rejected for the...

    I've never really got over being rejected for the lead role in Elephant Man. In truth, I guess it was always going to hurt.
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    Recently my wife asked me if I was having sex...

    Recently my wife asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
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    HMP Spiceworld ...

    HMP Spiceworld

    https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/crime/your-chance-to-name-wellingborough-s-new-prison-1-9108583
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    The police don't even investigate burglaries,...

    The police don't even investigate burglaries, can't see them getting too excited about a piece of paper.
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    The complainant would also have to prove who put...

    The complainant would also have to prove who put the stickers on the windscreen.
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    Wow what a game! A country and a language that...

    Wow what a game!
    A country and a language that very few people understand or respect. They even receive criticism for what the eat and their strange dress code!!!
    A country and its population that...
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    Can you imagine the reaction if someone walked...

    Can you imagine the reaction if someone walked into a police station to report an address label stuck on the windscreen?
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    Bobby charlton was asked by reporters how he...

    Bobby charlton was asked by reporters how he thinks the England team of 1966 would have fared against the Czech republic " I think we would have won 1-0 " he replied. " only 1-0 said the reporter,...
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    Document envelopes are even better, take hours to...

    Document envelopes are even better, take hours to remove.
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    Every Sunday morning I go out and do two hours of...

    Every Sunday morning I go out and do two hours of bell ringing.

    All my friends take the mickey out of me for having such a strange hobby, but I find it very therapeutic.

    It seems to annoy the...
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    https://scontent.fgci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-...

    https://scontent.fgci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/72442784_2440807119468110_4001189969585504256_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_eui2=AeEJVzj-mDhBi2EHuP_ui4s_bixdmpjtfjSkVQan8X0vhSVe9Qe0ffiX_N369taSVQBkAX8zmkf...
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    I told my doctor I couldn’t hear out of my left...

    I told my doctor I couldn’t hear out of my left ear.

    He asked,” Are you sure?”

    “I’m definite.”
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    An agriculturalist walks into a shop to buy some...

    An agriculturalist walks into a shop to buy some cream to treat nasty boil.

    It was a pharmacist.
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    Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names...

    Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish toons?

    Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine.......Ayr Town Centre...
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    An old man living by a forest started to lose his...

    An old man living by a forest started to lose his hair, he called his children to a meeting.

    He said "Look my hair is gone, it can't be saved, but sooner or later this forest will be as bald as my...
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    A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for...

    A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.

    He says "This is Amanda."

    His dad jumps up and shouts "It's a fecking what?"
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    DIN insert and allen key.

    DIN insert and allen key.
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    I was in a butchers shop in London when some...

    I was in a butchers shop in London when some woman asked for Panda Sausages.

    Wonder what they taste like ?
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    The fast ferries don't operate in anything more...

    The fast ferries don't operate in anything more than a gnat's fart. Not enough wind to stop the diving this weekend.
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    https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/craft-cocktails-tic...

    https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/craft-cocktails-tickets-71209610863
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